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Hmm 'knobshine', I've not heard that one, but I have now thanks to the comments by some of those MENSA members!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Quote: ice bucket challenge
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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This is the way to do the ice bucket challenge -
0. Fill a third of an ice bucket with ice.
1. Add water to the level of the ice.
2. Place a chilled bottle of fizz in the bucket.
3. Drink the wine.
I'm quite happy with the level of charitable support I make, I don't need freezing water to remind there are people worse off than me.
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mark merrens wrote: ICEBUCKET CHALLENGE
The stupidest thing I ever seen 
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Will you please warn when directing to a f***book page?
Now I have to go to the trouble of disabling the account again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's a f***book? Who knew?
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I had one for years before the site came online.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just got an email from a recruiter. Nothing strange there. So I'm looking at the job and:
6+ years experience in html 5
"HAHAHAHA" was actually part of my response.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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 Good one!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm thinking it's just laziness, or cut and pastiness as it were. 
I get offers all the tome from HH that say after reviewing my credentials that I'm qualified for a position doing mobile development or something else I've never done and never claimed to have done.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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and in a town 2+ hours away for a very short term contract.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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and you don't want in on that? 
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Not too bad if you can charge travelling time!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Same here... it's like they're not even trying. Of course, I just ignore them.
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Albert Holguin wrote: Of course, I just ignore them.
I would but my brother is the recruiter.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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I remember when .NET was 1.1 and all the rage. Recruiters were regularly seeking 10 years of .NET experience for job candidates. It was silly then, it is silly now.
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In fact the first public draft was released in January 2008, so if you were there from the beginning it makes it 6 years and 7 months  ...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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I recently got an email from a recruiter that wanted...
Get this...
Someone fluent in Klingon. Yes, Klingon.
(The position was for a cashier at a local Meijer store)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
---
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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I would have thought it was to be at the entrance of the ComicCon or something like that
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I asked someone I know that works there (and gave him a printed copy of the email), and it turns out that the company has had issues with these guys before (the agency was fake, they took money but never sent any data to the actual companies, and they would send fake rejection emails). These things finally got the Indiana Department of <something> (can't remember what) on the case, causing the 'agency' to be shut down and all employees to be criminally convicted.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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nuqneH !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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loctrice wrote: I just got an email from a recruiter.
I put all unsolicited recruiter emails into the spam folder nowadays.
Marc
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