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A friend of mine was once the slave of a twelwe kg heavy male neutered cat.
He was neutered when he was a grownup so he didn't get fat, just big. And he didn't change behaviour just because he didn't have any balls so all owner of female cats in the radius of two miles were happy to not have any offspring.
One evening when I was visiting we heard a long and nasty cat fight and fifteen minutes after the fight ended this quite beaten up cat pulled a pretty large but very dead fox through the cat flap. 
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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I am well and truly trumped!  
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Sounds like an urban legend to me?!?! 
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Wow, that's a first for me. Never started any legends of any kind before.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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I dunno, I had a Jack Russell who said hello so well to a Lady German Shepherd that the owners were very upset by the Jack Shepherd puppies that resulted. He once took on a bull and was disappointed at being pulled out before he could do any damage; Ginger not the bull. He was the only dog I've heard of with a criminal record for organised crime.
I'm proud of Ginger; better known as "Geroffyabastard"
speramus in juniperus
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My dog was assaulted by a paedophile dog earlier in the year.
Taking him for a walk and this dog pounced on his back and started going for it.
The woman with the other dog pulled him off tugged him off removed him, but he kept going back for more. She eventually had to pick him up and hold him as we made our escape.
She said "I'm ever so sorry, we've had him done, he just really likes puppies".
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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That sounds like old Ginger. Though to be fair he went for anything remotely dog shaped that wasn't a cat. Actually, I think he may have tried the lurve moves on a few cats as well.
When we went on holiday he would go into kennels, the only problem was he was never allowed back. I think it got to the point were Dad has to prepay for the damages they knew he was going to cause. 
speramus in juniperus
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If i was you i would expect for a dead batman infront of my porch.
Why don't you learn him/her to bring you alive sheeps ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Hard truth time: you live with a serial killer.
I know you love this killer but you need to turn 'em in to the authorities.
It really is for the best.
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He is not! He has never touched a cornflake!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I like bats
Well that explains the ones you've been keeping in your belfry.
Were the kittens dead too? When we had cats, we were constantly plagued by strays who got in and ate the kittens.
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Were the kittens dead too
No - One of ours had a kitten and when it was old enough we gave it away. She wasn't happy about this and went out kidnapping anything smaller than her that went "meow" and brought it home to bring up. Some of them were the size of our current (rather small) cat and did not appreciate being dragged home by the scruff of the neck by their "new mother"!
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We had a big aw shucks story on regional news a few years ago. Some puddycat had adopted an orphaned baby hedgehog. The cat's owners only discovered this when they noticed said puddy was half-inching socks from a drying rack and taking them down the garden to make a nest for it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A father sent his kids toys in space. That's cool! I need to get a weather balloon 
Click![^]
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DaveAuld wrote: They have even put beer in space! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00eZtsuJ9M[^]
Sorry, but such a waste of resources really annoys me.
Where's greenpeace, when you need 'em?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It came back down again, they put it up into space to chill it.
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Well, that's a relief.
I was having palpitations.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just a sec. I'm busy changing my holiday plans.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Obscure dances held by muse run to sweet supplier."(11)
I think this one is not going to be solved.
(So therefore Tom will get it in about 10 seconds).
Seriously, this is really tough, for those of an almost autistic or savant ability.
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I hope you realise that you've ruined my chances of doing anything else for the next 3 hours!
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I aim to please!
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Horrible website, it looks like the brightness has been turned down.
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