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If i was you i would expect for a dead batman infront of my porch.
Why don't you learn him/her to bring you alive sheeps ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Hard truth time: you live with a serial killer.
I know you love this killer but you need to turn 'em in to the authorities.
It really is for the best.
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He is not! He has never touched a cornflake!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I like bats
Well that explains the ones you've been keeping in your belfry.
Were the kittens dead too? When we had cats, we were constantly plagued by strays who got in and ate the kittens.
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S u n s h i n e wrote: Were the kittens dead too
No - One of ours had a kitten and when it was old enough we gave it away. She wasn't happy about this and went out kidnapping anything smaller than her that went "meow" and brought it home to bring up. Some of them were the size of our current (rather small) cat and did not appreciate being dragged home by the scruff of the neck by their "new mother"!
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We had a big aw shucks story on regional news a few years ago. Some puddycat had adopted an orphaned baby hedgehog. The cat's owners only discovered this when they noticed said puddy was half-inching socks from a drying rack and taking them down the garden to make a nest for it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A father sent his kids toys in space. That's cool! I need to get a weather balloon 
Click![^]
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DaveAuld wrote: They have even put beer in space! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00eZtsuJ9M[^]
Sorry, but such a waste of resources really annoys me.
Where's greenpeace, when you need 'em?
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It came back down again, they put it up into space to chill it.
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Well, that's a relief.
I was having palpitations.
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Just a sec. I'm busy changing my holiday plans.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Obscure dances held by muse run to sweet supplier."(11)
I think this one is not going to be solved.
(So therefore Tom will get it in about 10 seconds).
Seriously, this is really tough, for those of an almost autistic or savant ability.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I hope you realise that you've ruined my chances of doing anything else for the next 3 hours!
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I aim to please!
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Horrible website, it looks like the brightness has been turned down.
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Looks more like it was created in paint on a CRT
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But the content is fascinat...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ah, this leads me to think of Terpsichore - the muse of dance. Interestingly enough (if you're me that is) because my daughters go to Terpsichore Dance Studio.
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Keep thinking along those lines, but think of an different muse.
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Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Oh, I knew it wasn't Terpsichore. The clue just made me think of the dance school with the rather attractive young dance teachers.
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Why do I keep thinking "candystores" ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Rodman[^].
What I find most amusing is that Chinese commenters seem to think that Fatty Kim should be able to understand Rodman without an interpreter.
Everyone in the West knows that even Rodman's mother needs an interpreter to understand what he's saying.
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