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You son must go back to school of sarcasm
you must click to follow the link you know
Link wrote: The opposite of "data," which means "given things, known facts" might be "unknowns, variables, or conjectures."
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Ah, I get your point.
Someone said it on an Internet noticeboard, so it must be true.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Variable? Which violates the First Law of Programming: variables don't; constants aren't.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote: First Law of Programming
Not true.
Here is the First Law Of Programming[^]
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Nope, you're wrong as well: First Law Of Programming[^]
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I submit.
Although then it can be: "Do not be an idiot."
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Keep Clam And Proofread
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And it was delicious.
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For this kind of humour?[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I'd say 98 years was long enough really.
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It is a tasteless ad.
However, to be offended over it is to be insane.
I think the two sides are made for each other.
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I agree. Just poor taste. Nothing to do with soon or not.
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"The ad has also outraged some of the relatives of the 1915 disaster which saw more than 1,500 lose their lives when the 'unsinkable' ship hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic. "
Perhaps this was a different Titanic to the one that sank in April 1912?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Perhaps this was a different Titanic to the one that sank in April 1912
So now we must be outraged that we never even heard of this titanic that sank only 3 years after the Titanic we know of!!!
I must say they should indeed crucify and condemn everybody involved! They manage to sink a ship (named Titanic) 2X in only 3 years! SO how many did really die then?
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Careful with that joke, you might get 42 complaints about it.
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42 I can handle, now 43 might be a problem
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What about the families of the men who died at Naseby, which was made into a joke by Weetabix[^]?
I imagine that just about every Briton is related to one of those fallen soldiers!
How dare they!
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A tasteless ad for a tasteless product.
Marc
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It tastes disgusting, get it right.
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Ennis beat me to it, but it's worth repeated; Red Bull is far from tasteless. It tastes filthy.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: For this kind of humour?[^]
I'm sure we've had that ad down here for a year or two.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There's much more tasteless jokes made about much more recent events. Unless anyone's on a first-name basis with someone who died nearly 100 years ago, frankly, I think people need to get over themselves.
But that's just me. I wasn't aware Titanic jokes were still taboo.
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Good lord! It's been almost 100 years, and a near certainty that no one alive today ever met any of the passengers who went down with the ship. Time to get over it!!!
Will Rogers never met me.
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If you google on the first insulted person quoted in there you will find that they have invested quite a bit in promoting their relationship to one of those on the ship.
One of the ones that survived. One that was a male. One that was actually an owner and officer of the company that owned the Titanic. There were in fact a number of cartoons that depicted that specific person in a negative light after the crash.
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A man who lived in a big apartment building wondered if it might be raining, so he stuck his hand out the window to check for raindrops. As he did, a glass eye dropped right into his palm. He looked up to see where it had come from and saw a young woman looking down.
"Does this belong to you?" he asked. She said, "Yes! Would you mind bringing it up?" The man agreed.
When he got to her apartment, he discovered she was quite attractive. She offered him a drink, and he accepted. After a while, she asked him if he'd like to stay the night. He hesitated, asking, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied. "Only with the ones that catch my eye."
/ravi
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Boom Tiiishhhhhh !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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