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Michael Martin13-Sep-13 5:25

Michael Martin

13-Sep-13 5:25

Dalek Dave wrote:
For this kind of humour?[^]

I'm sure we've had that ad down here for a year or two.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
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dandy7213-Sep-13 6:57

dandy72

13-Sep-13 6:57

There's much more tasteless jokes made about much more recent events. Unless anyone's on a first-name basis with someone who died nearly 100 years ago, frankly, I think people need to get over themselves.

But that's just me. I wasn't aware Titanic jokes were still taboo.

Roger Wright13-Sep-13 7:34

Roger Wright

13-Sep-13 7:34

Good lord! It's been almost 100 years, and a near certainty that no one alive today ever met any of the passengers who went down with the ship. Time to get over it!!! Laugh | :laugh:

Will Rogers never met me.

jschell13-Sep-13 12:10

jschell

13-Sep-13 12:10

If you google on the first insulted person quoted in there you will find that they have invested quite a bit in promoting their relationship to one of those on the ship.

One of the ones that survived. One that was a male. One that was actually an owner and officer of the company that owned the Titanic. There were in fact a number of cartoons that depicted that specific person in a negative light after the crash.

Selective

Ravi Bhavnani13-Sep-13 2:42

Ravi Bhavnani

13-Sep-13 2:42

A man who lived in a big apartment building wondered if it might be raining, so he stuck his hand out the window to check for raindrops. As he did, a glass eye dropped right into his palm. He looked up to see where it had come from and saw a young woman looking down.

"Does this belong to you?" he asked. She said, "Yes! Would you mind bringing it up?" The man agreed.

When he got to her apartment, he discovered she was quite attractive. She offered him a drink, and he accepted. After a while, she asked him if he'd like to stay the night. He hesitated, asking, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied. "Only with the ones that catch my eye."

/ravi

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Rage13-Sep-13 2:50

Rage

13-Sep-13 2:50

Boom Tiiishhhhhh !

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Dalek Dave13-Sep-13 3:15

Dalek Dave

13-Sep-13 3:15

Awful!

I have of course stolen it! Smile | :)

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Mike Hankey13-Sep-13 3:28

Mike Hankey

13-Sep-13 3:28

Nice

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CBadger13-Sep-13 4:01

13-Sep-13 4:01

What happens to those that does not catch her eye?

Does it cause her an eye sore?

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Ravi Bhavnani13-Sep-13 4:23

Ravi Bhavnani

13-Sep-13 4:23

I think she blindly ignores them, as they don't see eye to eye.

/ravi

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CBadger13-Sep-13 5:21

13-Sep-13 5:21

Guess she does not believe in going on a blind date then?

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lewax0013-Sep-13 4:27

lewax00

13-Sep-13 4:27

CBadger wrote:
Does it cause her an eye sore?

No, the eye just keeps soaring.

CBadger13-Sep-13 5:20

13-Sep-13 5:20

At least she can keep an eye on something so far away a normal person will not be able to see it

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Touch screen simulator?

Lutosław13-Sep-13 1:52

13-Sep-13 1:52

Hi,

Does anybody know a tool which simulates a touchscreen in Windows 7? I develop an app in VS 2010 and cannot modify a codebase, so neither multitouchvista nor VS 2012's "Microsoft Windows Simulator Touch Emulation" are good for me.

I suppose that some kind of a low-level simulation would most accurate.

Greetings - Jacek

Mark_Wallace13-Sep-13 2:33

Mark_Wallace

13-Sep-13 2:33

Here[^] you go.

(Hey, it's the Lounge. What did you expect?)

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

NormDroid13-Sep-13 2:39

NormDroid

13-Sep-13 2:39

Software Kinetics - Dependable Software
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Lutosław13-Sep-13 2:57

13-Sep-13 2:57

Mark_Wallace wrote:
Hey, it's the Lounge. What did you expect?

Close enough. Big Grin | :-D

Greetings - Jacek

CBadger13-Sep-13 3:42

13-Sep-13 3:42

Here you go. This is actually useful

Answer

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Lutosław13-Sep-13 4:33

13-Sep-13 4:33

Thank you, Mr Obvious. I know how to use google.
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Greetings - Jacek

CBadger13-Sep-13 5:19

13-Sep-13 5:19

Jacek Gajek wrote:
Thank you,

It is my pleasure sir

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Lutosław13-Sep-13 6:24

13-Sep-13 6:24

my
Undoubtely. Smile | :)

Greetings - Jacek