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A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "OK," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing Blue Moon. "That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000.
"I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that too." "OK, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing 'The Star Spangled Banner'." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings The Star Spangled Banner. As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000." The man says OK, and he exchanges the iguana for the money and the businessman leaves.
The bartender says, "What!? Are you nuts? You could've made millions with that iguana!" The man says, "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist".
/ravi
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I don't know why but, as soon as i saw the first 'frog', I thought of Kermit, and then pictured this whole gag as a scene from The Muppet Show......... 
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Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
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Exactly! Now i'm talking in my head like Fozzie....
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No he's a not he's a wearing a neckatie!
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 I was hoping someone would know that one.
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This joke is incredibly unbelievable so full of falsehoods.
I mean, what kind of businessman "walks" around with $100G?! 
Now, if they did a PayPal transaction, then maybe there's hope of some believable content.
Besides, the frog, obviously being from Texas Christian U., what, with his vocal training and all, would never sing 'Blue Moon'. 
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MacSpudster wrote: This joke is incredibly unbelievable so full of falsehoods.
No, it's not. I checked Snopes before posting.
/ravi
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MacSpudster wrote: what kind of businessman "walks" around with $100G?
A rich one.
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Good one, still laughing!
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Great one 
A gentleman is someone who can play the bag-pipe, and who does not.
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I'm sure there was a hamster and a piano[^] involved the last time I saw this joke! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Why is the frog always the ventriloquist 
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Because everyone knows iguanas cannot sing.
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/ravi
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Clearly I'm frequenting the wrong forum. 
/ravi
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Which, on a slow Friday after a National Holiday, is a good thing!
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Watching The Simpsons last night I found something to add to your cook book.
Gin Sandwhich[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Nagy wrote that segment........ 
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There is also this for desert: Gin & Tonic Jelly[^] with Gin Ice Cream[^]
(Mind you, the first one is from Nigella's book "How to be a Domestic Goddess1" so with current reports it won;t just be alcohol she put in it! )
1 Good book though - every recipe I have tried has worked.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/fiKGzjm[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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German policeman has a light lunch[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I wondered what those horrible white German sausages were made of... 
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