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A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana.  He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of."  "OK," says the bartender.  "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?"  The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing Blue Moon.  "That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000.

"I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that too."  "OK, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana.  You're on.  Have him sing 'The Star Spangled Banner'."  The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings The Star Spangled Banner.  As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed.  I want to buy your iguana for $100,000."  The man says OK, and he exchanges the iguana for the money and the businessman leaves.

The bartender says, "What!?  Are you nuts?  You could've made millions with that iguana!"  The man says, "Oh, the iguana can't sing.  The frog's a ventriloquist".

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