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I laughed a hearty laugh, and then.... I laughed some more.
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I swear there's an obligatory XKCD for everything. I'll have to add this one to my list
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Jon McKee wrote: I swear there's an obligatory XKCD for everything.
Everything? Here it is.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Exactly!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I've been seeing the same thing happen with the Farcebook app on my phone. Last week I made a mention of Diablo (the game) at the dinner table and, not 20 minutes later, I was getting an ad on Farcebook for Diablo 3. It's listening to everything. I'm just waiting for it to pick up on an intimate moment between me and the misses and display ads for condoms.
It's a little disconcerting to say the least. I wonder if there is a way you can disconnect Farcebook from the microphone without it knowing and raising a fuss.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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The very fact that an UPDATE changes the location of a network is The Real WTF... Wait, wrong site. But still...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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So I've read the blog of this lady about an encounter at a gas station.
There was this guy with something resembling a car. He was overcompensating for something with a huge engine, exposed for everybody to see, because the car didn't even have a hood.
She told him he needs therapy, but he misheard and mumbled something about terrorists and then demanded to see her tits ...
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Terrorist, therapist, all the same. And Mexico will pay for it.
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soapbox.
or even better: facebook.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Is a pacifist a more violent alternative to a pacifier?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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easy to fix: dose 'em with pacific.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Hmmmm, I thought it was: pacify, pacifier, pacifiest!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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"The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... BY FORCE!"
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War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
Pacifism is Warmongery
So, no.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Pacifist - what you would do in the bathroom if you swallowed a hand, whole.
Pacifier - if you dine on scotch bonnets the evening before.
So what's so complicated ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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But would I be bananas to say we're all just a bunch of grease monkeys?
Jeremy Falcon
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So, this AM I took my caffeine ingestion to a new level. Along with the second cup (450ml/ea) I made my Oatmeal/Raisin with coffee instead of hot water.
Meanwhile, it's expected to reach 35C in NYC.
Live long and perspire.
[update]
Oatmeal is rich, but a bit more bitter - like well hopped beer. Raisins then embellish the experience with sparks of sweetness.
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Do you have any C in NYC??
Has anyone informed Donald?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I made my Oatmeal/Raisin with coffee instead of hot water.
Water? Not milk, or is it one those mixes with milk powder in it?
I like my morning cereal with milk, cold milk - if it's been out of the fridge more than 10 seconds it's too warm and I switch to toast.
Coffee: strong, black, no sugar, no nothing (incl. whiskey etc) - coffee must never be mixed with anything (except a little water) - if you don't like that taste, time to grow up.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: Coffee: strong, black, no sugar, no nothing (incl. whiskey etc) - coffee must never be mixed with anything (except a little water) - if you don't like that taste, time to grow up.
I've always agreed with you. I learned I like 'medium' roasts. I have a friend who blends and roasts his own coffee and believes dark roast ruins the coffee.
I also have a family member that likes dark roasts. He also drinks a lot of milk products in his coffee. After a brief experiment, I realized the milk is to make the ruined coffee palatable.
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Lopatir wrote: Water? Not milk, or is it one those mixes with milk powder in it? Nope. Just "Quick Oats" so I can let them "cook" in the bowl of boiling water. Milk? Gag!. Mixes? Fake milk and lots of sugar. GagGag!.
Coffee was directly from a coffee urn.
Overall, the taste seemed to get better as I ate it. No so much on further equilibration, but like eating spicy food. One adapts to the perceived heat and it tastes ever better as it's scarfed down.
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Lopatir wrote: Coffee: strong, black, no sugar, no nothing (incl. whiskey etc) - coffee must never be mixed with anything (except a little water) - if you don't like that taste, time to grow up.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord said of coffee: Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
Frankly, I prefer his view to yours
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I eat oatmeal most days (porridge in the UK) most days and have tried it with coffee. Don;t have it with milk any more, just water and honey. As a kid, my dad would make it fresh and we'd have it with salt or thick cream or carnation milk - I still like the old bowl of cornflakes with a can of carnation milk.
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