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Yes, the world would have been a much better place 
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The trick is to have enough of them on your test team 
Cheers
Tom
Philosophy: The art of never getting beyond the concept of life.
Religion: Morality taking credit for the work of luck.
Programming: It's only as complex as you are stupid.
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While Debugging, you should not falter!
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
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My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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Nor when dealing with clients. 
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The ultimate tools for producing applications, along with bugs when you forget to edit the minor differences needed
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As far as the other choices, I think those are needed by those who go into programming, not an outcome of programming. If you didn't already have them, then programming might not have been your best career choice.
Gary Kirkham
Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit
It's against my relationship to have a religion.
Me blog, You read
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To some degree...
Gary Kirkham
Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit
It's against my relationship to have a religion.
Me blog, You read
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5 points!!! 
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That anything that can go wrong generally does go wrong sooner or later.
Best,
Jun
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Most of the things that I thought impossible to go wrong will go wrong.
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What did you say (what about people with hearing disabilities)? 
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Hear what?
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Sorry. What were you saying?
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I ended up only checking the 'worst case scenarios' aspect.
If you really think about it, the rest of the stuff are things one should have before one starts programming.
The worst-case scenario lesson arose early - in that endless war with the user-throngs. For surely, if I could summarize the lessons of programming: if something stupid can be done, someone will find a way to do it.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I found that I have learned over the years to think ahead by a few steps more than my friends and family do on average. I am always looking for what may lay ahead, good or bad...usually bad. I learned this in the military and have used it every day as a programmer.
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Unless of course someone feels so indecisive they can't lump for one of them, but seriously.
It could possibly be rephrased as a "Rank from 1 to 10" type question, but as it stands it becomes statistically meaningless.
Remind me never to hire the compiler for any numerical analysis applications.
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Muaa..hua..hahaha!
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
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What about including one more item - Addiction to caffeine?
"Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time."
- David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
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Bacon Samich & Espress - that's the way to go.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
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Programming is so much to logical thinking. It opens up imagination to next level.
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RaviSant wrote: Programming is so much to logical thinking. It opens up imagination to next level.
I agree with both of your statements individually. However, I don't think there is much imagination to logic. Logic is simple and concise with little to no imagination...IMO. +5
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Programming don't teach we logical thinking.
We learn logical thinking from mathematics.
Programming is just practice.
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