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Well, younger me would've fixed the current COVID-19 crisis a long time ago.
I figured, that if you could get sick if sick people coughed on you...
You could get better if healthy people coughed on you 
I was like < 10 years old at the time and still had better ideas about health than a certain world leader who shall remain unnamed
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Go run for president :z
It will also be more complicated than that in a few weeks, and I will make money.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Same thing happens with solar panels at night too!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Have you been to North Norway in summer? 
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Has anyone?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Maybe not carrying solar panels on their backs, but there are a number of solar panels mounted on the rooftops. So there is some experience, both daytime and nighttime experience.
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It gets even worse when you try to run a computer with the power from the turbines. When the voltages are reversed, everything works backwards. Input ports become output ports, additions suddently are substractions, all signals are inverted and the programs are executed backwards. Half of the logic on your main board is dedicated to preventing this from happening*
* I actually could use some of that logic right now, but for a totally different purpose. If you want to overclock a processor, you have to monitor the core and bus voltages, the clock frequency as well as the processor's temperature very carefully. Having hardware to do this and reducing the clock frequency when the processor gets too hot would be nice. As a bonus, you adjust these things in the BIOS menus, instead of soldering.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Reverse Logic, that's how I run in the morning before coffee!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Believe me, coffee is one of the milder cures for that condition. This thing[^] is works much faster.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Reminds me of one of my earliest experiences with data communication: This analog, asynchronous modem line driver reported "framing error" all the time. That really meant: Sycnrohizing with the received signal failed. This happened when a single byte was transmitted, but that happened only when the message was a positive ACKnowledge; any NACK (negative ACK) was followed by error data. So until the receiver was fixed, the receiving software was programmed to treat "framing error" as a positive ACK.
That is what I would call true inverted logic.
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If you drink food colouring do you end up dying inside?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hue can be sure that such colorful remarks will ease the stain on your reputation.
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It'll certainly stain your reputation... 
[EDIT] Great minds think alike. Balboos - The Lounge
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 27-Apr-20 12:35pm.
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and if you're from a certain Asian country do you get Thai Dyed?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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I'm told that you might get blued, …
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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that tickled me pink
... would that be self repair?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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It depends on hues point of view you agree with.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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yes, and you end up dying outside too. 
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no, no, that's after drinking Lysol or eating tidepods! Food colouring is safe! (see, even spellchecker knows the right way to spell coloring!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Europeans like to add the letter "u" to many, many words, where it is obviously clear, that it does not belong there.
Does not run for cover. Does not hide from the tomatoes and rotten cabbage.
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Besides the fact that I don't see any reason to wear one in the car, but regardless, the police believe this particular person passed out while driving a car because of their mask.
It may turn out to be something else in the end, but still interesting and something to think about.
Police Suggest Driver Who Crashed While Wearing N95 Mask Might Have Passed Out | The Daily Wire[^]
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I read that too.
IMHO, the mask is not at fault here, but the stupid human driving the car. Of course you don't wear masks in the car or in your f'n house. Only in public areas.
Next.
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Slacker007 wrote: the mask is not at fault here,
Right. If you can stop breathing while wearing it, it could happen in a car or anytime so I doubt it was the mask as well. My guess is maybe they were wearing it wrong. Or it was faulty? Not sure. But the bigger point is probably why the heck they were wearing it in the car in the first place.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: why the heck they were wearing it in the car in the first place
Maybe they were driving faster than allowed, and wanted to escape face recognition by the cameras?
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