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Nah - they'd be byteing off more than they can too as they're just too DIMM. The best way is to just RAM it down their throats.
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Would take a long time to learn. My word, it would take 8 nibbles!
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Haven't most of us gone to 16 nibbles to the word nowadays?
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The very IDEa is unSANitary. It is no more than a Flash in the pan. Anyone who thinks that must be SO-DIMM!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Judging from QA and my relatives, the best way is to ask someone who plays with them all day. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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RAM RAM RAM SITA RAM JAI JAI RAM.
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Leopards world-wide honored Rahul Walke with a moment of non lip-smacking: [^]
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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"He tasted like a little bit of heaven!", the leopard exclaimed... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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or like chicken.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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wasn't the monk not also enlightened by the leopard literally taking a pound of flesh?
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The leopard was in the moment; the monk was not. Bad monk.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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I don't know about it achieving enlightenment; it was more likely to have put on weight.
Interesting fact: "Buddha" just means "monk", so if anyone mentions "the Buddha", I ask "which one?" -- I mean, there must be a couple of million of them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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npm drink
Just submit a noun, and if it's an NPM package take a drink.
Warning, this is extremely hazardous to your liver and alcohol supply unless you're already imbibing by the tanker truck. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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YOU DRINK!!
elephant
A fast & memory-efficient data structure that cat tell if it saw a string before
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Uh?
Why is this an interesting way to drink? You put in 'cat', it says, 'have a drink'. Thats it.
Getting drunk with a dictionary is the least interesting thing I can think of!
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Yes, but it's on the internet so it must be fun. 
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The last thing I want near me when I am on a session is a sodding computer!
Pool table, mates, good juke box, definitely!
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That's pretty cool. It's fun to see the description of what inspired people to think of the name
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A similar "game":
Old PDP-11 guys can tell you about a classic ASCII editor (probably TECO - I never worked on PDP-11/TECO myself) where every letter you typed when in command mode activated some operation.
Having a name which, when typed in as editor commands, lead to a meaningful sequence of operations put you in a very special gruop of people. To earn the gold medal, you should have a full first and last name, typed in sequence, giving a meaningful set of operations. First or last name alone was not quite as presitigous, but it would still earn you significant respect.
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Member 7989122 wrote: TECO
Yep, definitely TECO. I used it, a lot, on PDP-11's and VAXen(*).
(*) Yes, Ravi, I know that VAXen had EDT. There were special circumstances.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Real programmers used TECO to edit their Fortran-77 programs.
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Hah! Real programmers used This[^] (Detail[^]) to code FORTRAN!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Been there, did that, my first two years of college. Punch cards using this[^], rather than the hand punch, but still. I even had to do a couple floor sorts in my day.
Software Zen: delete this;
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We only had six or eight of those for all four years of the CS course at my Uni so the queue was alwasy hours long - you could write your code on FORTRAN coding sheets[^] and submit them to the "typing girls" who would punch it for you, but they took days to get round to it, and weren't very accurate. So I learned to use a hand punch and read holes!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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