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RantThank you, oh Mickeysoft Pin
CDP180216-Jun-17 0:47
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Thank you so very much for restarting the computer sometime in the middle of the night. It took me only one and a half hour to find and open all that sourcecode and database stuff and hoped to get right to work when I came to work this morning.

Restoring the open documents after the restart did not work so well, huh? Which part of 'standby' did you not quite understand?

Ok, so it cost me one and a half hours time this morning to get everything back together again. I was informed that there are more important updates waiting. My response: Later. Only a little later I was then informed that there are important updates waiting. LATER, DAMN IT!

Obviously 'later' has a different meaning in Redmond, because only a few minutes after the second notice everything was closed and I was informed that we now finally get around to some updates. WHICH PART OF 'LATER' DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Only 90 minutes and a few restarts later and I can begin getting my stuff for the third time. This idiocy has cost me the entire morning. Yes I know you can do better, like the times when the important updates nuke the computer into the stone age.

Still, dear Mickeysoft, I would love to meet the primate who had that grand idea and shake his neck for a few minutes. This time it cost my boss' money. We shall see what happens when even Mickeysoft's free services cost more than he wants to pay. Meanwhile my Windows on the dying drive at home is still begging for mercy, but after this morning at 'work', I don't really think so.

Goodbye, Mickeysoft! Which part of 'die already' did you not understand?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

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"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

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