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True, but "Breakdown of sanity" is the the least boring metalcore band ever ...
Cheers 
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Gonna try, thanks. There's never enough metal in life.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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While I'm waiting for a job to finish, I might as well share THIS[^] with you! I find it hilarious, and I'll start planning the inscription on my tombstone straight away. No kidding! 
Actually, the last one is not too bad, I might go with that... (or I would have if it wasn't for the fact that I HATE Javascript) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I guess you didn't see that this was already posted todayabout 15 hours ago, and the post has the same title: [^].
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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You are most certainly quite right! Oh my God, a repost here in Lounge. Whatever shall we do? 
No, I am of course very, very sorry! I bow my head in shame 
I'd better go get myself another vodka shot (I'm out of stout)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 11-Nov-15 18:53pm.
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... and I'm working. So sad.
And instead of preparing to turn into a pumpkin, I'm desperately seeking the Balmer Peak[^] with equal amounts of my favourite stout and vodka shots (haven't told my employer about that - They'd just encourage driking on the job). I'll try to be carefull and not overshoot it... Ah what the hell, who gives an elephant?
Boy, I miss Dave in situations like these...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Still 22 minutes to midnight here, and I'm just home from the pub.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That explains why you suddenly dropped in here... Pub on a wednesday night, huh? I envy you British... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had to go to the pub, we'd run out of bread.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The wife made you go, I guess...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes, you see I had to drop a T-shirt from Brazil off at her mum's house.
I forgot to take the T-shirt.
I did, however, remember to bring the bread back.
And some strawberries.
In unrelated news strawberry sandwiches are disappointing.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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LOL
I'm intrigued! Thanks for brightening the time I have to spend in work limbo in the wee hours of the morning... I hope that you're not in trouble with the right arm of the law (MIL) now...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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To be honest the MIL paid for most of the beer.
Well, she ordered it, the FIL paid for it.
Time for bed I think.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Me too - G'night!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Isn't 0.14% quite high? How many beers would that be for a 80kg male?
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Member 11683251 wrote:
How many beers would that be for a 80kg male?
About 3.5 pints of English beer, or 3.5 gallons of Miller Lite.
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This is what I got in my email today... I had to laugh at the sales speech...
A client of mine are in the process of redeveloping their customer-facing web apps. 100,000 lines of fresh JS code have been written to date, along with 70,000 lines of HTML.
My client want to attract candidates that are already happily employed. They'll be good at what they do, enjoying their work, and probably won't have considered leaving. However, they'll see this as a genuine career enhancing opportunity, working for one of the most developer-friendly employers in Sydney, with a commitment to hiring and retaining the very best talent.
If you know anyone who fits the bill, please feel free to get in touch.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: 100,000 lines of fresh JS code
I hope that's not minified!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It's probably ran through JSF*ck[^].
Jeremy Falcon
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Bookmarked! Thanks! 
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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virang_21 wrote: However, they'll see this as a genuine career enhancing opportunity, working for one of the most developer-friendly employers in Sydney, with a commitment to hiring and retaining the very best talent.
They want to hire the gullible ones? 
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Was sent me a link[^] to the above - not heard of it before but looks interesting. Does anyone have nay experience of this program? If so, can you share your experience?
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No, but I am greeted by a very dislikable webpage when I click that link 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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