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Still better than the "Look it works"-Method.
"How does it work?"
"By force!"
"By what?"
"I threw everything together, see it works!"
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Also "I don't know how it works" method too. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I guess I finally have to learn MVC. I'm honestly not looking forward to it...
Keep an open mind - hehe - it is actually quite nice in that it addresses "separation of concerns" and TDD.
If you are disciplined enough you will find TDD to be a better way to develop.
If you are not disciplined enough it will be a huge pain in the ass.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Very well said. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I passed my CompTIA Security+ certification exam
So when do you get an Aston Martin with a bulletproof shield and an ejector seat?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I guess I finally have to learn MVC
Ah, best April fool so far !
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Congrats!, I guess just another piece of paper eh?
MVC ain't to bad! I tried it a couple of years ago and thought it was a POS but I recently rewrote my web site using MVC and I liked it. It has quirks like anything else but it's intuitive and powerful.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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I dabbled in it a year ago, and found nothing intuitive about it. Keep in mind that I really don't like web development, and I'm not currently being paid to do it, so it's that much harder for me to commit to learning it. In point of fact, the ONLY reason I'm going to take a serioous stab at it is that I think I've come up with a money-making idea, and it can only be implemented using a web site.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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You don't have to use MVC there's always options like ASP Web pages or ??
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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HTML and JAVA beans?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mike Hankey wrote: ASP Web pages or ??
PHP!
Seriously though, I reworked an open source project (PHP and MySQL) almost two years ago, just as a POC for a client. They weren't interested at the time, so it was shelved...but apparently not totally forgotten as they requested another demo, which was yesterday, and gave approval. Now I have to make a decision on a new framework, probably MVC which will be new to me. Yay 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I actually like MVC and found it fairly easy to pick up and I'm not a web developer by any means.
I found the separation of concerns to be more to the way I do things. As with anything uSoft there are quirks but manageable. I used NVC5 and they've come out with a new version, I just glanced over it and decided I was to far into the project to convert.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 new web site.
When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
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I don't care. 
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I love it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try watching any Frankie Boyle video.
You won't want to be funny any more...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this some kind of joke?
I feel offended 
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Of course! you should definitely ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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Member 9441074 wrote: some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!
Don't care. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Stop joking. Definitely.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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a hard truth! but as said, I understand it after.. not before 
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The real question though is, does any of your jokes make them laugh? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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well of course, sometimes it makes my audience laughing a lot!
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Before you start a serious discussion, edit your post, select the type "Joke" and save it.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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