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My gf is roasting chestnuts because she feels like stabbing something today.
Marc
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And, how are you feeling, Marc ?
Perhaps putting on the dulcet voice of the one and only Nat King Cole singing "Roasting Chestnuts" will be just the homeopathic remedy She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed needs to transmute her dangerously over-flowing shakti energy into a domesticated purr ? [^].
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Marc Clifton wrote: My gf is roasting chestnuts
Are you being literal, or is this some sort of metaphor I'm not familiar with?
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dandy72 wrote: Are you being literal,
Literal. We still have some chestnuts from Christmas, and we don't exactly roast them, just toss them in the toaster oven for 20 minutes or so. But you have to slit them first, hence the "I feel like stabbing something" line.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: But you have to slit them first, hence the "I feel like stabbing something" line
Stock more, then...y'know, just in case...
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Awesome. Approve of the trade, do I.
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I got a kid that's looks like Yoda I wonder if that would work?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Can he levitate X-wing fighters?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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No but he can arm fart the Star Wars theme!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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You've just found your next POTUS.
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That would certainly be a step up!
Would I have to get him the proper attire? clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I'll trade Pete's guitar to see that!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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and appropriate, or not replies. clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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If I were you, I'd stop posting such nonsense.
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If he were you, he would never have posted it in the first place.
Life is too shor
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If I were us we might agree on what the difference between sense and nonsense is.
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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If we're on this planet to help others, then what are the others here for?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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To serve us lunch.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: To serve as lunch. The difference one little letter makes.
Software Zen: delete this;
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OriginalGriff wrote: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal
The real question is, why do you have an extra 'm' in your link?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal[^]
Mine has no such 'm'.
Maybe because you're across the pond?
edit: Also, I'd never heard of that before. Interesting
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There is a very simple and clear answer, but if I was to write it, I would be down voted, banned, and soapboxed to oblivion.
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Don't know but you know what? get a towel and drink a lot of beer...
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