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Man 1: My dog doesn't have a tail.
Man 2: How do you know when he's happy?
Man 1: When he stops biting me.
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Saw your other post. 5-ed again!
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Quote: The research is among the first to examine the influence of his and her marriage appraisals
That's kind of like stating the this reseach is the first study to find that dogs smell each others a$$es alot, or that most fish live in water.
Believe me when my wife is unhappy with me... oh, hi dear, how's your day? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: that most fish live in water.
Has that been scientifically proven? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Has that been scientifically proven?
I think they tried but the references were kind of fishy. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Water you talking about ? 
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The more I hear that saying, the more it annoys me. I believe it is really "Unhappy wife, unhappy life" and women concluded that is the same as "Happy wife, happy life". It is not!
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I found myself questioning this logic just this past Sunday. We bought this house almost a year ago, and she continues to bring home new blinds, shelves, picture frames, light fixtures...you get the 'picture' right? My Sunday golf has been replaced with DIY projects. Yeah, she's happy about that, but not me. I can only hope that once she gets everything perfect, that she doesn't start the remodel all over. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: I can only hope that once she gets everything perfect
That will never happen.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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What you need to do is, tonight, while she's asleep, creep downstairs, go to her handbag, open it, reach in & get your bloody balls back
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Dan Neely wrote: home life is hell until he admits he is wrong
And that makes her happy - the research proved to be true then!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Men always try to keep an open mind.
Women always keep a "nope" in mind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No. Never happened to me. My home is my castle and up to now I always had the right answers for anybody who tried to make my life more interesting there.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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How many of you have to deal with SAN storage? I've had to deal with 3 different devices so far, and it seems like a good idea as far as managing the drives goes, but in all 3 the configuration as been really finicky. Is that common?
I'm bringing it up because I was doing a deploy last night, moving one table into its own database and copying the data was taking a long time. I checked the IO on the server and it was running between 0.5 to 8 MB/sec.  I canceled the deployment and now I'm waiting for our Ops guy to re-do the pathing on the SAN. It was set to round robin after he rebuilt all the LUNs during a disaster recovery drill.
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The greater the number of parts, the more chances for failure.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: The greater the number of parts, the more chances for failure.
10,855,132 members (71,204 online) We're doomed.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Surely; if the log rolls over we're all gonna die.
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Yeah, but 90% of those are sock puppets so we're safe for a while!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a jellyfish silly.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Jellyfish? Could be floating [used] condom
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Well that just made me snort out loud.
Jeremy Falcon
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Nice one as well. 5 for both (I had missed it)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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