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Re: Whiteboard Markers DaveAuld4-Jan-04 11:20 DaveAuld 4-Jan-04 11:20  Also, markers are just like jelly beans you can mix the 'flavors' to create different 'recipes' which produce different 'products'. what an invention....although not as good as tipex (idiot ink, snowpake - or other alias's) (but the real ingredient :- 1,1,1 trichloroetheylene or however it is spelt. only have the water based stuff at hand.) Regards, Dave Website: http://www.dave-auld.net/ To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Colin Angus Mackay30-Dec-03 10:09 Colin Angus Mackay 30-Dec-03 10:09  Never! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender! --Colin Mackay-- When Monty Python meets Star Trek: WHAT is your name? Captain Jean-Luc Picard. WHAT is your quest? I seek the Holy Grail. WHAT is the average velocity of a Bird of Prey? Romulan or Klingon? I ... I don't know AAAAAHHHHH! Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Ian Darling31-Dec-03 1:04 Ian Darling 31-Dec-03 1:04  Colin Angus Mackay wrote: We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender! I guess we'll be on opposite sides then Our weapons might be bodged together with gaffer tape and pritt-stick, but at least we can build and deploy them quicker than you guys, and they only fall over occasionally! And I know C++ well, so I can sneak about your side pretending to hate VBers and spy on your plans Plus we have a secret weapon. Millions of Microsoft Office/VBA users who can swarm over you all in a suicide attack - we call this the Zap Brannigan Strategy -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Colin Angus Mackay31-Dec-03 1:10 Colin Angus Mackay 31-Dec-03 1:10  --Colin Mackay-- Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. appwiz1-Jan-04 18:35 appwiz 1-Jan-04 18:35  We can (void) VBProgrammer (cast a VB Programmer into a void) That's my worst joke yet, and it's only Jan 1. Shudder, ye people!!! "Know your role" Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Ian Darling1-Jan-04 22:19 Ian Darling 1-Jan-04 22:19  appwiz wrote: (void) VBProgrammer You do realise that doesn't have any actual effect, right? -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Matt Newman1-Jan-04 18:18 Matt Newman 1-Jan-04 18:18  They'll never take us alive! Fight to the death! Matt Newman If you chose to continue this discussion, I am fully prepared to make you my bitch. I invite you to ask around, and you'll find out that I'm quite capable of doing so - John Simmons on Trolls Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. Gary R. Wheeler2-Jan-04 3:48 Gary R. Wheeler 2-Jan-04 3:48  There is nothing more open than the mind of a VB programmer. I mean, what's emptier than a complete vacuum? Software Zen: delete this; Re: To be more open minded when it comes to Visual Basic. JohnJ3-Jan-04 7:51 JohnJ 3-Jan-04 7:51  Gary R. Wheeler wrote: There is nothing more open than the mind of a VB programmer. I mean, what's emptier than a complete vacuum? The mind of a VB.NET programmer John Hudson I want to see Gollum chomping Frodo's ring finger off and dipping it in Soy Sauce http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^] Degrading stereotypes Michael P Butler30-Dec-03 0:19 Michael P Butler 30-Dec-03 0:19  Whilst I understand this is supposed to be an amusing end of year poll, aren't these answers just a little too old fashioned in their views of developers. Okay, now I've got that off my chest - I'm off to take a bath; after all this year is nearly over so I have to have at least one in 2003. I've then got to clean the pizza stains off my "going out" clothes. They are so hard to get off CP T-Shirts. p.s I'm not really "going out", my parents have invited me upstairs so I don't have to spend New Years Eve alone in the basement reading my collection of Tolkien shopping lists that were endorsed by Peter Jackson. Michael Look at what's happened to me-, I can't believe it myself. Suddenly I'm up on top of the world, It should've been somebody else. - The Greatest American Hero (1981) To eat VB programmers this year. Marc Clifton29-Dec-03 23:21 Marc Clifton 29-Dec-03 23:21  metaphorically! Marc Latest AAL Article My blog Join my forum! Re: To eat VB programmers this year. appwiz1-Jan-04 16:26 appwiz 1-Jan-04 16:26  What about VB.NET programmers? "Know your role" Re: To eat VB programmers this year. Matt Newman1-Jan-04 18:19 Matt Newman 1-Jan-04 18:19  appwiz wrote: What about VB.NET programmers? Trust me, you don't want to know Matt Newman If you chose to continue this discussion, I am fully prepared to make you my bitch. I invite you to ask around, and you'll find out that I'm quite capable of doing so - John Simmons on Trolls Re: To eat VB programmers this year. Gary R. Wheeler2-Jan-04 3:45 Gary R. Wheeler 2-Jan-04 3:45  Goody goody. Software Zen: delete this; My resolution is... Stlan29-Dec-03 21:04 Stlan 29-Dec-03 21:04  To stop playing with CP's surveys instead of working. Woo hoo Nitron29-Dec-03 12:07 Nitron 29-Dec-03 12:07  First vote! (and post) ~Nitron. ññòòïðïðB A start Re: Woo hoo Tomas Petricek29-Dec-03 12:16 Tomas Petricek 29-Dec-03 12:16  I'm second ! (Only because I'm on holidays and I'm connected using 28kbs modem ) Tomáš Petøíèek   Asp.Net Popup control www.eeeksoft.net

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