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Re: Good work environ... Christian Graus7-Jan-02 13:52 Christian Graus 7-Jan-02 13:52  My idea pretty much conforms to my workplace: 2 monitors (only 17" though), high speed internet ( restricted but I will have ADSL at home soon), chocolate and soft drinks whenever I feel like them, a smoker free workplace, Nerf guns at each desk and an hour of Worms every lunchtime. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOzI live in Bob's HungOut now What about co-workers jkgh6-Jan-02 22:51 jkgh 6-Jan-02 22:51  My ability to restrain myself from GBH on my co-workers before my next contract placement counts for a lot. Re: What about co-workers #realJSOP7-Jan-02 0:14 #realJSOP 7-Jan-02 0:14  I don't care if I have co-workers or not (as long as at least one of them has soft, pouting lips and perky breasts). "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Re: What about co-workers Nish Nishant7-Jan-02 0:29 Nish Nishant 7-Jan-02 0:29  Yeah Big-titted women are cool. Whether co-workers or whether workers in the neighboring office or across the street. Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut Re: What about co-workers jkgh7-Jan-02 0:36 jkgh 7-Jan-02 0:36  ROFL! Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Paul Watson7-Jan-02 6:06 Paul Watson 7-Jan-02 6:06  Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Big-titted women are cool. You have a strange interpretation of "perky breasts". Perky to me does not mean big, it actually means small but "upwardly mobile", to me at least. i.e. They do not sag and they respond well to stimulation. Am I one of few guys who does not like big breasts? Big, busty, behemoths really just turn me off. Hey Chris, on the off chance we may offend women coders on CP can we have a "what sized breast?" poll? I sound so insensitive, don't I? Nish [BusterBoy] wrote: Whether co-workers or whether workers in the neighboring office or across the street. Well I guess if they are in the office across the street then having big breasts is a plus as you can see them without your binoculars, huh Nish? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Roger Allen7-Jan-02 6:17 Roger Allen 7-Jan-02 6:17  Personally, I like small petite breasts. Too big and the nipple is the size of manhatten! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Paul Watson7-Jan-02 6:38 Paul Watson 7-Jan-02 6:38  Roger Allen wrote: Personally, I like small petite breasts Funny how people define petite as well. Some guys define petite as just a "bee sting" while others are "half a handful". Me? I would say a bit bigger than petite, a nice handful but not bigger. Roger Allen wrote: Too big and the nipple is the size of manhatten A man-what? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Roger Allen7-Jan-02 6:59 Roger Allen 7-Jan-02 6:59  Paul Watson wrote: Too big and the nipple is the size of manhatten A man-what? Manhatten island in the USA Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Josh Knox (disabled)7-Jan-02 6:37 Josh Knox (disabled) 7-Jan-02 6:37  I'm with you man. I hate big, sloppy boobs. As long as they fit in the palm and retain their shape they're fine by me. No watermelons and no flapjacks. Josh Knox that-guy.net Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) #realJSOP7-Jan-02 6:50 #realJSOP 7-Jan-02 6:50  I think 38-D are about as big as I like 'em... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Paul Watson7-Jan-02 7:10 Paul Watson 7-Jan-02 7:10  hmmm is that big or small? My girlfriends are 36D (god she is going to kill me, thankfully she is not a CP fan) and I think they are just right. Always thought of you as a "busty breast" lover John regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) #realJSOP7-Jan-02 9:46 #realJSOP 7-Jan-02 9:46  At my age, I can't really afford to be picky, so it's all good. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) James T. Johnson7-Jan-02 10:20 James T. Johnson 7-Jan-02 10:20  Just make sure you don't get drunk and say "Hey honey, check out what I posted yesterday!" Reminds me of some commercials that were running over here a while ago. I can't remember what the hell the commercial was for, but one of them had a guy calling his wife over to check out the video from his bachelor party. James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) Jon Sagara7-Jan-02 10:44 Jon Sagara 7-Jan-02 10:44  A&W Rootbeer - "Thickheaded" Great commercial! Jon Sagara What about ? Re: What about co-workers (perky breasts) James T. Johnson7-Jan-02 10:54 James T. Johnson 7-Jan-02 10:54  Aha! Thats the one Jon Sagara wrote: What about ? Love the sig! James Sonork ID: 100.11138 - Hasaki Re: What about co-workers Chris Maunder7-Jan-02 13:12 Chris Maunder 7-Jan-02 13:12  So maybe my next poll will be: 'Do guys in IT have any clue about the opposite sex' [ ] No [ ] Not really [ ] heh huh heh...you said... [ ] yeah. I like my women <insert description based on too many video games> sigh... cheers, Chris Maunder Re: What about co-workers Christian Graus7-Jan-02 13:54 Christian Graus 7-Jan-02 13:54  That sounds like a winner to me. I go options 3 Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001 Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOzI live in Bob's HungOut now Re: What about co-workers Chris Maunder7-Jan-02 9:33 Chris Maunder 7-Jan-02 9:33  6 hours and 14 minutes for a serious survey about employment to degrade into a discussion about womens breasts. A new world record. cheers, Chris Maunder Re: What about co-workers #realJSOP7-Jan-02 9:45 #realJSOP 7-Jan-02 9:45  If you would post these surveys at a decent hour, I could break that record. Maybe you should just cut to the chase on the next survey and ask for our idea of the perfect woman. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Re: What about co-workers Nish Nishant7-Jan-02 14:10 Nish Nishant 7-Jan-02 14:10  Don't look at me Chris. John started it. Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut Re: What about co-workers jkgh8-Jan-02 8:37 jkgh 8-Jan-02 8:37  Well, if you want we can talk about my (or male) breasts (in general), I'm starting to get kinda tubby - middle age spread (or retained puppy fat). I figure I'm a decent A cup by now, mostly due to Christmas excess (for the last 30 years), but have never been measured. But then I'm told most women get it wrong too. My wife is bigger than that and so there is no point in raiding her drawers (sic) (oo er missus) Can any of you guys beat that? Pen*s envy sucks. I understand there's a male breast implant thing going on the West coast beach areas of the States. Weird. Al. a gen. response to all the posts in this thread qomi7-Jan-02 20:26 qomi 7-Jan-02 20:26  OMG! I honestly don’t' remember when I've laughed so hard! My sides are in PAIN, I laughed so hard! *sigh* thanks I'm not sure if I should share what I think are the ideal breasts. One person here has already used the word "gay" in what seemed to be a derogatory context, in reference to something I said. Maybe you would prefer me to describe what I consider the ideal penis? no probably not In response to the original post: I got the point, but what exactly is GBH? Good co-workers do add value to a job for me. I mean this in a non-sexual way. However, it has never been something I've considered before taking a job. Thinking about past and present co-workers: it does seem like I've experienced a considerable amount of slack from jealous girlfriends/wives of co-workers. So maybe in the future, I will look for employment with companies that only hire single people? "No one knows what power lies yet undevelopped in that wiry system of mine." Ada Lovelace 1815-1852

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