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Someone change my vote from
"I Don't Know" to something more akin to "No Way in Hell".
iWon't
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... but Apple doesn't, so I don't see using it in the foreseeable future.
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As in the interbank communications[^] protocol
Call me a luddite if you will but I prefer my programming languages a little less volatile - version 2 after only a year is a little two swift for me
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"What the h**l is Swift 2?"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Had to Google it myself. lol
Got images of a model glider called "Swift 2", kind of figured that was not it... 
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It is too swift for me...
A language that changes so severe in 9 months only to jump a major version number...I'm afraid that what I will write in version 2.0 will be obsolete and have to be rewritten in version 3.0 (march 2016)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well...it is Apple...so you should be used to frequent compulsory replacements by now... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Last I was in the same room with an Apple product was like 25 years ago - a Mac of my brother (one of those with the standing monitor, that used by designers as an easy emulation of paper sheets...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Do you remember the quick changes between .NET 1.0, 1.1, 2.0?
Swift is a very young language - I quite like it (certainly a step forward from ObjC) but there are some gaps in it that need to be patched up (although there is usually some kind of workaround). That won't happen if they sit still though.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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The shortest period between major version change was 2 years...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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.NET 1.0 - 13 February 2002
.NET 1.1 - 3 April 2003
Source[^]
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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MAJOR!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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As I remember, .NET 1.0 to 1.1 was MAJOR (and oi! no shouting in here, some of us are trying to sleep!  )
Even that Wikipedia page I linked to states that "Version 1.1 is the first major .NET Framework upgrade".
Next thing you'll be arguing that Windows 8.3 (aka 10.0) is a MAJOR version 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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You still don't understand Semantic Versioning[^]?
Products typically have 3 numbers: major.minor.build.
Builds are bug fixes.
Minor releases may introduce new features.
Major releases may break compatibility.
That is why going to v2.0 so quickly is significant.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Yes, but lots of products do not adhere to semantic versioning (e.g., the likes of Chrome, Firefox and Opera). It would be nice if they did IMO but they don't.
(I've no idea whether Swift does. I've not looked at it.)
Kevin
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Are you the Kevin McFarlane I've worked with?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Indeed I am! I guessed you were the Brent Jenkins!
Kevin
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So if it was 1.3 then it'd be okay?
To be honest, the numbering system is irrelevant. If a "minor" update includes breaking changes, then it's really a major update.
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Swift doesn't fall far from the Apple.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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So I recently met someone with a SmartWatch... And an empty battery.
When you walk around with an expensive gadget around your wrist that does absolutely nothing I automatically assume you're a douchebag.
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Oh, that was last weeks survey. Guess my response wasn't Swift enough 
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+5 (on so many levels)
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Smart watch, swift language, Apple architecture. How do you expect battery to stay alive? You're fault.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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You're going to judge the entire Swift programming language based on the actions of one user of one product made by the same manufacturer?
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The watch was made my Microsoft 
So no, I'm going to judge the entire Swift programming language based on the actions of one user of one product made by another manufacturer!
Sounds about right.
Seriously though, I don't know Swift, but I've heard good things about it.
I just really don't like Apple (apart from the iPod classic 160GB which they don't make anymore), so there's little chance I'll be using Swift anytime soon
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