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Wow, as i post, backup data and eat vegetables are on equal votes!! I didn't know we are extreme canivours or are vegetables a luxury in your place of living??!!
Weiye, Chen
When pursuing your dreams, don't forget to enjoy your life...
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Last year I resolved to not make a resolution so if I were to make one this year it would be in conflict with last years.
Matt Newman
If you chose to continue this discussion, I am fully prepared to make you my bitch. I invite you to ask around, and you'll find out that I'm quite capable of doing so - John Simmons on Trolls
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But New Years resolutions only last for the new year. Surely the new year is only new for the first few weeks...So they don't count after that.
Happy New Yer.
Dave
Regards,
Dave
Website: http://www.dave-auld.net/
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Maxwell Chen
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so how about
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...it's weird that there no text input for this survey?
"if you vote me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" - Michael P. Butler.
Support Bone
It's a weird Life
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All we need is a bunch of geeks with the latest list of archaic new years resolutions. It's obviously for comical purposes only. It's not often I really take to a whiteboard marker. (Although I may have before I considered composing this message :P)
-Matt
"You attract what you believe you deserve."
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I have several articles that I work on, but I've been too lazy busy to finish them
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Now that Nish ain't here as often, they need something to use their bandwidth quota
Jonathan 'nonny' Newman
blog.nonny.com [^]
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Have you noticed how the Green Nobo whiteboard markers acually smell 'green'?
This has been discussed many times during long periods of boredom in the control room....
Happy sniffing,
Dave
Website: http://www.dave-auld.net/
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What does "green" smell of?
--Colin Mackay--
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All markers smell of funk
hey
are you gonna use that black one?
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
--Albert Einstein
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What does "funk" smell of?
On second thoughts, I probably don't want to know!
--Colin Mackay--
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Step 1: Locate 70's era CD's of George Clinton (Parliament), The Ohio Players, Isaac Hayes, etc.
Step 2: Insert CD in player.
Step 3: Adjust volume on player to maximum.
Step 4: Press Play button on player.
Step 5: Inhale deeply through the nose.
That's what funk smells like .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
Adjust volume on player to maximum
Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
Inhale deeply through the nose
Hmmmm.... Smells like O-Zone produced by overloaded speakers to me.
[Note to self: Buy new speakers - Ones that can handle the output of my amplifier]
--Colin Mackay--
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tiffanydw wrote:
are you gonna use that black one?
Can't an underpaid government drone even steal office supplies anymore? Sheesh, what's the world coming to?
"Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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I don't steal!!! --only sniff em at work--try to stay sober on the off hours
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
--Albert Einstein
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You're missing a great opportunity to raise your status at work, but I honor your effort and intent.
"Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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status? government..? ..... RAISE?? .... I don't get it
I need something stronger. RUBBER CEMENT! ROCK ON!!!!
wait. this is saturday. i'm in the wrong place AGAIN
Yahoo IM tiffanydw2
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious.
--Albert Einstein
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Please back away from the server, Miss. Put down the weapon..., er, Whiteout. Now quietly walk out the door and go home. We'll call you Monday to let you know it's time to come to work, okay? Yes, yes, you can take your rubber cement with you, but do try to get a bit of rest... Have a nice weekend. [shakes head sadly...]
"Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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If you smell the markers directly they have that 'chemical' solvent small about them, but if you smell them from a distance (i.e. a foot or 2 away) whilst somebody is using them they smell like old socks - anybody else noticed that?
I am that is
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You seriously need to get better whiteboard markers. All of ours smell just like Chiquita®-brand banana mash!
Zno one puts flowers on a flower's grave
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So you're the one who bought up all the yellow ones! Fine, I'll just order up a few gross of the red - they make great swizzle sticks for Firewater[^]©
"Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.
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