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Yes, expect chaos! I don't know what it was, but a couple of days ago my laptop started making noises whenever it went into sleep mode. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I opened my door and looked outside. I could swear I was hearing gusts of wind, but there was no wind. Then, I realized the noise was coming from my laptop. I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft. If it's Microsoft, then it's the most stupid thing I've ever seen Microsoft do, and that's saying a lot. There's no shortage of stupidity when it comes to Microsoft. Why would I want my laptop to make breathing sounds as though it were actually sleeping? What's next? Snoring? Will the next update cause my laptop to scream upon exiting Windows?
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Steve Raw wrote: I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft.
I thought lately it was more or less the same...
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That's what makes it so difficult. I have to ask myself, is Microsoft really that dumb? They must be.
I've been looking everywhere to figure out what it is and how to turn it off. It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode. If it were a virus/malware, then I have to wonder. Who is dumb enough to make such a stupid thing?
Either way, one thing that I am sure of is that we have an idiot on the loose, somewhere out there. Finding out who that imbecile is would be like searching for a needle in a haystack.
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Steve Raw wrote: It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode.
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
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Nelek wrote: Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
I know for sure that the sound is coming from my speakers. I turned the system sound off and was no longer able to hear it. It sounds just like someone sleeping. You can hear it breathe and then it pauses for a few seconds. It repeats indefinitely as though it's on a loop.
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Steve Raw wrote: You can hear it breathe and then it pauses for a few seconds. It repeats indefinitely as though it's on a loop.
:shiver:
This thread is beginning to scare me. 
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Ok... that's weird.
I remember hearing the radio in the interphone of my old school during the night... the first time I hear it I was smoking a joint and I thought I was having auditive allucinations 
And it was damned consistant... everynight, the whole night.
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you have got to be kidding me! wait one..... okay, it's not april 1. Seriously, it makes SLEEPING noises? That has got to be some punking code that got missed by QA.
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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charlieg wrote: That has got to be some punking code that got missed by QA.
Or that came with copy+paste from the Q&A  
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Does the computer also pant when running a heavy program? Breath heavily when displaying pr0n?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I was hoping for rivers of lava, not blood.
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A non-event.
Shortly after it became available, I had to set up a brand new machine that came with 11, so the first thing I did (after completing the initial setup) was to install the update.
I'm really not used to Win11, so I'm not in a good position to point out what's new/different.
[Edit]
Actually I misremembered. Since there was still nothing on that system, I just blew the OS away and did a clean install from the ISO, rather than upgrading, which always takes a lot longer.
Worked fine. Again, I'm not sure what it is I can bring up. If a clean install hadn't worked, it'd be in rough shape.
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I did the update. A day later my machine reported another update! I did the last update and have had no issues. I don't know what was wrong with the first version of the update.
Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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I don't believe major updates (such as 21H2 -> 22H2 -> 23H2) streamline the monthly updates. So you probably went 22H2 -> 23H2, and then 23H2 immediately queried Windows Update and fetched the Cumulative Update for November (KB5032190).
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no problems on my machines
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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The verdict is still pending I updated it from Windows 10 so for me a lot of changes but the nw thing is windows copilot which good as it internally uses GPT4 so may be I will cancel my Chat GPT plus subscription
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Yep I've got it and no problems on my side. I do, however, use Open Shell for my start menu and ExplorerPatcher to 'fix' my task bar so I might not come across possible issues with the Microsofts versions.
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Many years ago, I read that the meaning of life is 42. I didn't understand the answer and pondered it up until about a year ago. I discovered something amazing. I now understand why the meaning of life is 42, and what the answer means. I think the answer is so clever that it's almost brilliant. It explains everything.
What do you think? Is the meaning of life 42?
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I think you'd need to get the mice to build a bigger computer[^] to work out what the question is first.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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In Life, The Universe and Everything, it was worked out as "What is 6 by 9?"
And yeah, it doesn't make sense. That's Douglas Adams for you. He was hilarious though.
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honey the codewitch wrote: And yeah, it doesn't make sense
It does in base13
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Base 13 makes sense if you have polydactylism, with 6 fingers on each hand, and you are a man.
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Feeling sorry for the Babylonians then.
And Danes as well.
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The "answer" to life, the universe & everything is 42.
Its just the question can't co-exist in the same universe. 
Wiki has an interesting page on 42[^]
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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yacCarsten wrote: Its just the question can't co-exist in the same universe.
First off, I love your signature. That's so funny!
Your reply reminds me of when I asked chatGPT if nothing exists. I forget the answer that I got, but it was somewhat lame and incomplete.
I believe that nothing doesn't exist. If nothing exists, then it's no longer nothing. If nothing becomes something, it ceases to be nothing. Right?
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