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A shipwreck leaves three survivors in a single lifeboat. They are by profession a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. The lifeboat seems to be drifting toward and island where they will be safe until they are rescued, but the boat is surrounded by sharks looking for a meal.

Then, the tide starts to go out and the lifeboat slowly begins to move away from the island. "Well," says the doctor, "Someone's going to have to grab that rope up in the bow, jump in the water and tow us to shore. Of, course, I can't do it because whoever does it might be seriously injured and need my attention."

"I can't do it either," replies the priest," Because whoever does may need last rites."

They both look at the lawyer, who shrugs her shoulders, grabs the tow rope, jumps in the water and begins to tow the lifeboat to shore. The sharks form a phalanx on either side of the swimming lawyer, guiding her through the currents.

"Glory be to God!" exclaims the priest, "It's a miracle!"

"Calm down Father," rejoins the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy."
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