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How to code malware in a bitmap?
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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How and Why someone make that trouble to complicate the things more than are right now?
Life is a multitasking nightmare.
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Long Live COBOL!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Every time I see someone having regex problems, I exclaim: Long live Snobol!
But I don't think a single one of my co-workers over the last 30 years has ever seen a Snobol program and know how to program it.
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"Hexagony is the first two-dimensional esoteric programming language..."
When I hear the word esoteric, I reach for my gun
Those that put class in JavaScript are the same that put var in C#
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Martin ISDN wrote: Those that put class in JavaScrip
The put class into COBOL and run it in AWS lambdas so nothing is sacred.
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Things to celebrate on this day. 
2023 Daily Holidays that fall on April 19, include:
Banana Day - April 19, 2023 (Third Wednesday in April)
Bicycle Day
Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia Action Day
Dutch-American Friendship Day
Garlic Day
Humorous Day
John Parker Day
National Amaretto Day
National Hanging Out Day
National Poker Day
Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day
Pet Owners Day
Rice Ball Day
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John Parker, the character in Buckaroo Banzai? Nice.
Also, remember that World Pinhole Photography Day is approaching.
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I'll take Pet Owners for 1000.
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Makes me feel like hanging out with my American friends and their pets!
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There is no globally-recognized organization overseeing any of these, so anyone's free to claim any day as their own for their own pet cause.
This is the result. Past a certain point, it all becomes meaningless and nobody pays attention to any of it. And I'm okay with that.
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I observe all, but the third one.
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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It seems fitting that the day I learned about Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia Action Day is also Humorous Day. Not to poke fun at anyone actually suffering from a Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia...
That was a fun list, but my favorite just might be April 20th. 
There are no solutions, only trade-offs. - Thomas Sowell
A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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And tomorrow is National Tea Day (at least in the UK?)
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Make it fit - it's in! (11)
Make it FASHION
fit ABLE
it's in!
FASHIONABLE
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I wasn't going to answer because I've done one, but, I was nowhere except I thought it would end in able - good little clue 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Nice clue!
This was one of those that just seemed to leap out at me. I saw the answer about a minute after I read the clue. Unlike yesterday's which eluded me for some reason. When I looked at the solution I did a BIG face palm. So obvious - in hindsight. Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you.
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I'm getting a new (first!) employee in two weeks.
While this is a joyous occasion, having to install his laptop is not.
First of all, I am required to sign in using a private Microsoft account, so a live or outlook email account.
Nice way to start someone else's business laptop.
So I do this, hoping (but knowing better) I can change this later.
After signing in, a user folder is created with the first five letters of your first name, so in my case "sande".
That's a default no one with a name longer than five letters would ever want, but alright.
I can probably change that too. Right? RIGHT!?
Hell no.
I can switch to a local account, but the user folder is still "sande", my OneDrive is still signed in and the profile picture is still mine.
The OneDrive and user picture are easy enough, although signing out of OneDrive still leaves personal files on the laptop.
Changing the user folder name requires some hacking and some registry editing.
Long story short, I'm currently doing a system restore and it's hanging at 62% 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Long story short, I'm currently doing a system restore and it's hanging at 62% 
Better a format and install linux and a VirtualBox with windows 10 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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absolutely. get off the based iron
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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den2k88 wrote: Don't give Microsoft what they want... - YouTube[^].
Give this guy a medal!
It worked with the oobe\bypassnro
Also, sue Microsoft for malicious malpractices! 
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Jayz has clickbaity titles and targets people richer than me, but so far his advices have been spot-on.
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Look closely - there is an option to install without any online account! I just did it a week ago...
Look for 'sign-in options'
(but maybe it is only for the professional edition)
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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