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What are your New Year resolutions?
This year I want to get better at reading tea leaves. Those secret messages in the The Insider News and the Daily CCC that explain the secrets of the universe.
What about yours? 
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Share my discoveries with more people. And see if I can work out the date for the Venus Tablets.
Happy New Year!
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Try to overcome the surprisingly shocking fact that I'm already 50 and became productive again... (hopefully wont take the whole year  )
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." ― Albert Einstein
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To reinvent the wheel by going back in time and assassinating the bloke who did it the first time.
I figure I'll make a fortune out of the royalties this time round.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: To reinvent prevent the invention of the wheel by going back in time and assassinating the bloke who did it
I believe that all our problems started from there. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I figure I'll make a fortune out of the royalties this time round.
I've got some bad news for you, my friend. Royalties didn't exist back then. You'd probably have to kill a LOT of people to bring the invention to royalties time. 
Roll on to a Happy New Year anyway!
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You can't make an omelette ...
Simple solution: invent royalties first. Oh and probably currency ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sounds like way more than one year of work...
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That shouldn't be an issue - he has a time machine. 
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To continue all the good things I was doing last year, and not stop them.
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I want to blow away the smoke from the cloud to see what it is all about.
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I tried eating beef at a medicinal marijuana restaurant but the steaks were too high.
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Every year I resolve to not make any resolutions and every year I break my resolution simply by making that resolution. I figure if I can’t keep a simple resolution like that then what’s the point?
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I resolved to not make New Year's resolutions. Simple, I think, or did I just violate my resolution from the start?
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None. If I want to do something, I don't wait until the Earth is in a particular position.
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I don't make New Years resolutions, I've always thought it was useless. If you want to make a resolution about something, just do it, don't wait for the New Year.
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When is a door not really a door? When it is ajar... Boo
Where does the snowman keep his money? In the snowbank.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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This is an awful way to start the new year. Just sayin'. 
/ravi
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I agree. But that was Sat. so it was last joke of the year. They were pretty bad. Should be BJOD.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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 Where's the joke?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They were more like bad puns of the day.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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What did the snowman say when it started snowing?
Look - stem cells.
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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#Worldle #344 1/6 (100%)
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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
easy one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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