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Cheating? You'll get LYNCHed for that 
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Elon Musk’s Twitter Teeters on the Edge After Another 1,200 Leave
Mr. Musk sent emails on Friday asking to learn about Twitter’s underlying technology as key infrastructure teams have been decimated.
“Anyone who actually writes software, please report to the 10th floor at 2 p.m. today,” he wrote in a two-paragraph message, which was viewed by The New York Times. “Thanks, Elon.”
About 30 minutes later, Mr. Musk sent another email saying he wanted to learn about Twitter’s “tech stack,”
Genius!
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Such as it is with "normals"
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The full text of the emails is even better:
Quote: Anyone who actually writes software, please report to the 10th floor at 2 pm today.
Before doing so, please email a bullet point summary of what your code commands have achieved in the past ~6 months, along with up to 10 screenshots of the most salient lines of code.
My code commands? salient lines of code? screenshots? Oh wait, I have a salient line of code:
--i
Mircea
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Looks like not only the payroll dept.[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ooof, yeah that has to leave a mark, no? 
TTFN - Kent
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On the other hand, that's one way to try to hold on to $44 billion. 
Maybe he's smarter than I'm giving him credit for. 
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It's a bit more like "we hit an iceberg, follow the rats, they know the way out!"
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Maintenance programmer: this line is mine; not the others. (next page)
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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I can't believe his fanboys who are saying this is his plan all along, that he's playing 4D chess.
Right, like the captain of a ship can play 4D chess with an iceberg!
Cheers,
Vikram.
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Elon has lost the benefit of the doubt…
I suspect more people will take the severance package than expected.
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The only way watching soccer could be made bearable has been denied! 🤣🤣🤣
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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DRHuff wrote: The only way watching soccer could be made bearable has been denied!
Surely not - I find soccer to be most bearable in the absence of alcohol, provided the TV is off, and I'm reading a good book ... 
Mind you, I like Budweiser's comment: "Well, this is awkward..."[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ok... that's going to reduce the amount of fans going there at least a 50%
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Except that most of them will have already booked their tickets, and probably have no idea about the ban (including those who may be able to read  ).
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: probably have no idea about the ban (including those who may be able to read )
As our (grand)parents knew, corporal punishment is a very good incentive to learning. 
(The Sharia punishment for drinking alcohol is 80 lashes for a free man)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: our (grand)parents
It was still used by some teachers in my schooldays.
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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