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"A New Determination of Molecular Dimensions"*
* Not mine, an odd little postgrad called Albert wrote it for his PhD.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If we're allowed to plagiarize titles, how about "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"? *
(*) AKA the Sokal Hoax
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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A Modest Proposal.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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"The signaling properties of post-war Bavarian motorcars, in theory and practice"
modified 2-Oct-22 9:26am.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: post-war Bavarian motorcars
Don't mention the war!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Analytic and Algebraic Topology of Locally Euclidean Metrization of Infinitely Differentiable Riemannian Manifold
Bozhe moi!
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боже мой!
In Akmolinsk his name will be cursed, if they find out he publish first...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Roget?
Oh, your said Thesis not Thesaurus.
Outlining the idea of a proposition in written form.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Just make sure the first letter of each word in the title spells a word, like "bullsh*t" 
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"An analysis of responses to a meaninglessly vague question posed on a non-technical forum frequented by technical specialists, with specific regard to whether anything good could possibly come of it."
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Self-identified technical specialists.
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Picking a Thesis Title When There Is No Objective.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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Yes.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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"Technological Hermeneutics: Exgisis Simulated In SaaS"
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how about: "a comparison of techniques for posting off-topic requests on technical forums" ?
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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I suggest Granny Weatherwax's solution - a sign reading
I ATE'NT DEAD
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nowadays you'd just get grammar nazis correcting it all the time and you still wouldn't get any peace! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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We need a  comment icon...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I put one on every time I take a nap 
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Well, if'n you'd just snore louder.
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My computer would like to restart, apparently, because of "Cumulative Update Preview for .NET Framework 3.5 and 4.8.1..."
An update preview? What is that?! 
I don't want the preview, I only want the real update!!
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Just close your eyes and hit enter.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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