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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs?
Still no idea.
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You didn't post the third part of the joke 
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KSS!
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Nammit!!
You build up to that, just to post that you can't post the part that makes it a joke? It's not even Googleable due to the search terms! (Google "blind deer" is not yielding jokes)
So now I walk the rest of the day with an incomplete joke in my head.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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Hey! It says at the top that it's a bad joke! 
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It's not a joke yet; it a bunch of nonsense until I understand it.
Post a link to an explanation?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Post a link to an explanation?
There is no explanation, just the complete set, which Google will find for you. But it's not that funny even for native English speakers. And it's definitely not safe for work or your kid sister.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: And it's definitely not safe for work or your kid sister.
Oh, dear.
The KSS rule is there to protect adult Americans, nothing more. Kids in Germany learn about those things in school 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Kids in Germany learn about those things in school
As do kids in many countries. But that does not mean we should ignore the rule here, since we do not know who may be upset by such things.
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Oh, let them not get upset! Heavens would fall, right?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"Bob" in English, is not only a name, but a verb. As in "the boat bobbed up and down in the water".
And yes, it is a really horrible pun.
Bambi
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Tx. 
Still not elephanting funny.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Good find.
Hadn't heard parts 4 & 5 before.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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What do you call a dog without legs?
You don't, it's not gonna run to you anyway.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Nasty but true
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good one
What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Did you hear about the man with the wooden legs who was caught in a house fire?
The firefighters were able to save the house, but the man burned to the ground.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bull ring?
Gord
What do you call a fox with one leg -> Terry.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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What do you call the same man when he's buried in the garden?
Doug.
When he's right outside your front door?
Matt.
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Wordle 448 3/6
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Wordle 448 6/6
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Wordle 448 4/6
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