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My mail proviiiider’s (Ya-elphantin’-hoo!) spam filter fails to identify these as spam. Annoying but WTE.
My reason for posting is… What drives a spamster to churn out, for six months, emails looking like they were written by a twelve-year-old? Certainly not in order to add a flavor of authenticity.
🆘..Faiiled_DELiiivery!_ÎD#3465852-56..-._C0ɴFiiirм!..-_📦¤≡****..
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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They seem to make it past the spam filter, so Mission Accomplished?
Keep Calm and Carry On
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So you are suggesting that ”DELiiivery” gets past the filter and ”delivery” wont. Not sure I find that plausible. But who knows.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I hαd one come in the α few maybe Greek letters rαther thαn Lαtin.
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The latest seems to be; "Your anti virus subscription has expired and you have a zillion viruses on your computer"
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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... so why not add a few more?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I got that one Mike
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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My wife just called me 10 minutes ago and she opened her laptop and got a message telling her that her computer has an email telling and she has a Trojan virus. It claims that it is from "Microsoft" , and gave a number to call to fix it.
She does not do email. She is a Luddite. She goes to local talk radio. Not anything else.
Cohen the Barbarian.
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Hello megadam,
WANT TO KNEW WHY PHISHING MAILS HAVE SPELLING ERORS? 🔥
We at phishing inc. can hlep you ❗❗❗
We ned to verify ur acount so kindly transfer 1 cent to our bank @ NL99RABO001234567890 💰
Regards,
Snader Rosssel
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You realize that your new name from now on will be "Snader"!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Darth Snader?
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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It really is that good.
1 Box Rainbow Rotini, boiled, drained and cooled. I boil it with olive oil and salt.
1/4 of a red onion, sliced thinly into rings, then rings quartered, like for a salad
a few heaping tablespoons of kalamata olives (to taste)
1 jar of artichoke hearts marinated in oil, sliced diagonally once.
1/2 package of surimi, mildly shredded. DO NOT USE REAL CRAB. It will overpower everything
1 medium container of Feta
3 each of red, yellow and orange mini peppers, sliced into rings.
A couple of splashes of fancy italian dressing, to taste, but not too much - just enough to get the cheese to stick to the noodles.
Mix it all together in a huge bowl. Make your neighbors jealous by bringing it over once and never sharing the recipe.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Tri-color rotini
Giardiniera
Sopressata
Colby jack
Vinaigrette
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I do love recipes 
What is rainbow rotini? Ah, colored macaroni; you don't boil those with olive oil. You need no oil to cook pasta.
honey the codewitch wrote: a few heaping tablespoons of kalamata olives (to taste)
Olives, yuck. So no regular olives? I read they meaty, so I'll switch this to cheap mushrooms, oven dried.
honey the codewitch wrote: 1 jar of artichoke hearts marinated in oil, sliced diagonally once.
I've never had artichoke, nor ever a veggie heart. My local supermarket also not that fancy.
Wikipedia states on artichoke: Once the buds bloom, the structure changes to a coarse, barely edible form
honey the codewitch wrote: 1/2 package of surimi, mildly shredded. DO NOT USE REAL CRAB. It will overpower everything
Surimi I do know; that's for the cat. Switched to spam.
honey the codewitch wrote: 1 medium container of Feta
Works amazingly well in salads.
honey the codewitch wrote: 3 each of red, yellow and orange mini peppers, sliced into rings.
Does your stomach see colors? Colored pasta, colored peppers.. Replaced with jalapeno's from glass.
honey the codewitch wrote: A couple of splashes of fancy italian dressing
You mean olive oil?
I assume the pasta is mixed cold with these ingredients?
The Dutch version;
- cheap macaroni
- spam, diced
- gurkins, diced
- union, whole, diced
- pea's (undiced)
- mayonaisse
If it tastes cheap, it is because it is cheap. I bet you can't find a Dutch restaurant anywhere 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I bet you can't find a Dutch restaurant anywhere
There may be one in Holland. 
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There are.
They serve french fries and schnitzel.
..but eat local, you get potatoes with sauerkraut. And, required, a sausage.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Even simpler Dutch version:
Macaroni
Peanut sauce
Wash it down with a large glass of milk.
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No. No, you don't.
First, you have macaroni. And you live in the land of cheese?
--edit
Mac and cheese.
And coffee, not milk; I'm not a kid :/
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I live in left pond, but I had plain macaroni with peanut sauce at a large company’s cafeteria in Groningen.
It was similar to a cold noodle with peanut sauce that I have at a local Chinese restaurant.
I did appreciate the licorice(drop?) selection in the vending machine. Most of the licorice I eat is imported from Australia because I have a choice of one brand only.😞
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yum, do you think capers would add to the dish?
love capers in my pasta (amo i capperi nella mia pasta)
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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You could probably get away with it.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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i think so too.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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recipe is my book of goodies
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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