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Chris Maunder12-Jul-22 14:30
cofounderChris Maunder12-Jul-22 14:30 
You spend 15 minutes trying to work out why your SQL table only has 1000 rows.

And then, after reviewing every piece of code, every config setting, every stored procedure and every hacky line of code that may say "let's cap this at 1000 in case we run out of space" you realise you're looking at output generated by SELECT TOP (1000)...
cheers
Chris Maunder

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