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GeneralRe: The dark arts Pin
DRHuff27-May-22 17:52
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honey the codewitch27-May-22 17:53
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lmoelleb27-May-22 0:40
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Craig Robbins27-May-22 0:43
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honey the codewitch27-May-22 3:17
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Craig Robbins27-May-22 4:30
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honey the codewitch27-May-22 4:30
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CodeWraith27-May-22 0:55
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honey the codewitch wrote:
This is black magic, friends. There be dragons.
You can try to scare the ignorant fools who may or may not exist here, but not me. I'm chaotic evil too. Smile | :)
honey the codewitch wrote:
I also have to fudge GCC with attributes to get it to generate the right bytecode everywhere else.
honey the codewitch wrote:
I haven't written anything like this since the last time I created self-modifying code.
Also known as one sinister hack upon another.
honey the codewitch wrote:
I still can't decide whether I enjoy this kind of thing or loathe it.
Then you are not chaotic evil.
honey the codewitch wrote:
It's like tuna fish sandwiches that way. I think I like it, until I eat a few bites, and then I wonder why I made it. Sigh | :sigh:
That only proves that you are not strong enough to withstand the mind control of a minor deity. Probably the one that already stands ready whean you open the can.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

GeneralDefence against the dark arts :) Pin
Daniel Pfeffer27-May-22 1:38
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Gary Wheeler27-May-22 5:53
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Gary Wheeler27-May-22 5:48
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GeneralMy word, but that's some impressive Help Vampiring! Pin
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Gary Wheeler27-May-22 5:42
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