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The operator: "IhopeSheDoesNotWakeUpIhopeSheDoesNotWakeUpIhopeSheDoesNotWakeUp...."
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Vaccinating a big cat is the new test for becoming a vet student : the survivors are allowed to enter the program. 
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In high school you dissect an animal, at University an animal dissects you.
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Doesn’t seem to tough - she’s just lion there...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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"Not a Snowball's chance in a cat scanner..." - Sheldon Cooper
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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honey the codewitch wrote: everything looks red/pink and hopelessly grainy
You probably ordered the sexy version 
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a-ha! So Lego is the opposite of Maths. In the UK, multiple lego is still lego, whilst maths is always maths. In the USA, multiple lego is legos (legoes?) but single maths is math. I wonder what other singular/plural oddities there are?
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Roman: "Hey Brutus, guess how many women I've slept with!"
Brutus: "MMM?"
Roman: "Jeez, don't overdo it, please..."
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C? I knew you could do it II!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You only LIV once. After that you LV.
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Does a US fire hydrant have H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Urine it pretty deep, you'll have a ruff time climbing out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was gonna call bs on your K9P but it actually exists (K9P[^]) Im confused now 
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And it even looks like a dog leaving a train of pee behind it!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Why does it have to be a US fire hydrant?
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Because I've never seen 'em anywhere else ... European, Russian, and much of Asia use underground ones which don't attract dogs. A heavy cover protects them, and reduces the "street furniture" that can be tampered with / driven into / damaged while providing access for fire workers.
I think they are used in Canadia, but I've never been there.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think they are used in Canadia, but I've never been there.
They are.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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Ah, interesting. 
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Installed here to accommodate Clint Eastwood movies.
They used to open them for the kids on hot days in the cities, until video games came along.
Now they are just used by BMW drivers to reserve parking places.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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In Germany they have both kinds.
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OG - Always getting a leg up on the TOTD.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Wizzzz-dom at its best. The hoser gets a hosing, I suppose.
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I have released my GFX library only to find out one display device in the entire Arduino/ESP32/etc universe has hardware accelerated line, shape, and text drawing. None of the others do. My driver framework isn't designed for those calls.
And I don't know whether I should add a whole slew of new code to support that for what would be just one driver, and not even a common one, and yet it's one I use commercially.
How frustrating. Not so much the problem itself, but the general problem of getting the rug pulled out from under me and then getting stuck trying to pick up the pieces of my design.
It's the kind of thing that will ruin a morning. *grumpface*
Imma drink some coffee and not work on this for now, but I was feeling all good about all the display adapters I supported up until this morning when I ran head first into the wall that is the RA8875
Real programmers use butterflies
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Remember, Grasshopper, "Software is never completed. It is only released." 
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