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K 5 Smart Control[^]
It's a Bluetooth pressure washer.
Yes, that's right - it's a pressure washer you control from your phone.
I'll let that sink in, shall I?
And they think this is a USP: I'm hoping the first word is the applicable one.
1) It's a pressure washer. It's designed to push water out at high pressure so it gets into everything.
2) It's only of any use when you are holding it.
So, the thing it's most likely to get very, very wet is the most expensive toy you own, and that isn't likely to be high pressure friendly, or indeed waterproof ...
Who comes up with these plans? Apple? 
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How the elephant are you supposed to use it while holding your phone? 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Very.
Very.
Carefully ... 
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For those that won't read the manual? (But love their phone)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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OriginalGriff wrote: Who comes up with these plans? Apple?
Or someone HEAVILY invested in Apple... 
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Just a question to satisfy my curiosity:
The evaluations (from owners) were all in French . . . so what, exactly, is your observation if you take that into consideration?
(Hopefully, not being used as a "fountain Syringe[^]" surrogate).
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Tom Sawyer effect?
Hey neighbor I got a new smart pressure washer, here hold this wand and I'll show you how it works.
Start on the south side please!
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Another way to ensure your precious device is completely hosed. 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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It does open up the possibility of setting it up as a remote controlled water canon 
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Jacquers wrote: ... remote controlled water cannon
For when the neighbours turn their karaoke player up too high? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Yes I wondered about that the other night when I watched the ad on TV. The image of the smiling girl/lady holding her phone face up in the palm of her hand ...
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I am glad I was not the only who thought it was weird.
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It's an extension to the phone controlled brain 
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Goes nicely next to my bidet app.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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From what they described, it sounded like the phone app was for advice on how to use the washer and cleaning schedules. So for people who look up on Youtube how to use it. I might just be missing something but I didn't see anything about actually controlling the washer from your phone.
It still seems pointless to have your phone connect via bluetooth when you could just select the particular washer from the app or maybe even scan some barcode on it, but it gives another bullet point for marketing I suppose
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H.L. Mencken wrote: No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Apparently this is true for the whole human race.
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OriginalGriff wrote: So, the thing it's most likely to get very, very wet is the most expensive toy you own,
Your car?
Which, most likely, is what you're trying to use the pressure washer with. So I don't see the problem.
[This must be the thought process used at whichever company came up with the idea]
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I've been noticing that when my articles are edited by the wonderful folks at CP, they are removing my double-space after a period.
So I did some research[^], and well, yup, I'm over 40, lol.
I doubt I can give up the habit of tapping the spacebar. Twice. After a period. Period. ;)
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Only on space, after you had yours.
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I'm old enough to need a telescope to see 40, but I have never used double space after a period on a computer. As best I can recall, that was for typewriters only, mimicking the style used by traditional lead type printing.
Of which I did a fair amount at school, after they found out my mother was a printer (offset litho for her, hand set lead type for me).
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I think you got your N-Quads and M-Quads mixed up. I won't get into ligatures (KSS and all that).
QWERTY is as QWERTY does.
This isn't just big-endians and little-endians - this is serious!
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40 is definitely a distant dream, but we were never taught about double spacing after periods. Maybe a US thing... But I'll put a double space here just for you Marc 
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A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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And ... the browser will automatically remove it, as it does with all multiple whitespace ... it's part of the HTML specification ... 
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