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I bought my wife the T-shirt with the nametag that read:
"Hello my name is:
Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father!
Prepare to die!"
Always good for a laugh.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I have it on good authority that the tags were allowed a last visit with family members and were then deleted with no pain or suffering to the tags.
So I think that 'mercilessly' might be a little overwrought here. 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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to see who can survive being savaged by dingoes the longest ...
the people on Pooch Perfect should be forced to participate: [^]
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Quote: Some dogs like it more than others
Yeah, I bet they answered a survey before joining the program. Maybe they should have a follow up program where the dogs do the same to the owners.
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Revoke their free pardon!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I thought this was an April 1st item, but it was posted on March 31st...
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I though a followup cooking show, hosted by the (victimized pets) would be wonderful as they gather round and eat their ground-up owners from those little dog dishes.
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You could pitch that to Discovery - they'd probably run it ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Quote: A third asked animal rights group PETA to “save these poor dogs from this nightmare.”
The show's utter garbage, but the brain of that person's even worse. PETA would, under an impentrable aura of self-righteousness, murder all the dogs for the lulz and then toss the corpses in some random third party's dumpster.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My man-made can of La Croix sparkling water was "naturally enhanced" with Hi-Biscus!
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Ah reality TV - opiate of the masses without 3 brain cells to rub together. Sadly Oz seems to have decided that rubbish should be the major content of current tv programming.
I think it is a conspiracy by the streaming companies to make tv so bloody awful we will pay them for content.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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So, I looked through the front page of the BBC website, interested to see this years April Fool gag. Maybe it's a sign of the times, but I can't work out which one (or ones) is the gag and which are true.
"Half of people don't know Covid symptoms, study finds"
"Runway dining at $540 a meal proving hit in Japan"
"Few with Covid symptoms self isolating, study finds."
"Rice indispensable, but areas of concern remain for England"
"Can we guess which number between 1 and 10 you're thinking of?" (No, they couldn't.)
"Capturing every hour of each New Year's Day for 24 years"
"How good are you at "adulting" really?
"Nike sues over "Satan Shoes" with human blood"
Give me strength.
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Rich Leyshon wrote: I looked through the front page of the BBC website
And that was your first mistake.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: And that was your first mistake.
No, you'd have to go back a long long way for that ...
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news.com has some good ones at the moment too.
"Train cleaner’s sick bin juice scheme"
"Claims CEO used ‘mind control’ on staff"
"Rare chance to own Toadie’s ‘Neighbours house’"
"TV star transforms tablecloth into racy top"
"Depressing picture of mysterious ghost Macca’s"
"Boost mood and look younger in one minute"
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
1.
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. . . and this is not even the finished result of the damage done to the general population by their "hand held devices". There will come a time that you will look back on these as the good old days.
U can make book on it.
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The "Satan shoes" is obviously straight news. Even the Beeb isn't that warped. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Since half the Covid symptoms match my daily situation pre-covid, I'd say it's half the alleged Covid experts who don't know the symptoms. Seriously, I went through the CDC covid symptom chart and realized that I've had Covid for several decades now.
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I forgot today was April Fools. I think the world is too sensitive now and we won't be seeing many good jokes anymore.
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I thought the BBC had given up on those stupid "jokes" a few years ago.
And I, for one, appreciate that. There's plenty of other sites for that sort of thing.
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Penny stories reach everywhere. (9)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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penny cent
stories tales
reach everywhere (def)
(anag?)
tentacles
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We'll have to stop playing ping-pong!
All yours tomorrow.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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