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I said NO LOW BALLS!!! 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ok, I'll stand up.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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If that article has left you uncertain about cables, check out this one[^]. It really is a belter.
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Ethernet cables will one day be a thing of the past, like LP's, "dials" on phones, "manual" gear shifts, steering wheels, money, the human race... 
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It's amazing how many times I have to suggest someone plug into the ethernet vs. using their home wi-fi.
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But where are the lawyers? They are the real soldiers, and the court room is the real battlefield. And of course, there's the watchful eye of the Fed ready to aerial bomb everyone with monopoly lawsuits.
[edit] The lack of Microsoft even present in the distance on the field, well, that's prescient! I guess that's the subtle point. [/edit]
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He read it wrong - it is one of the most basic human right to die of starvation...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Yup! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: it is one of the most basic human right to die of starvation...
All things considered, it would look good on him.
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If you leave this planet - take me with you! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Might I suggest that you make sure it's not to the planet where this lawyer was spawned.
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Such entitled persons as himself can further improve their education by being dragged into the back room of a bar for instruction by "the locals".
Actually, my original idea was to give him the support he craves by making him an exhibit at a zoo.
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This isn't the first lawsuit of this type. If he loses, no worries. Most people are content with taxpayers owing him a maintenance grant for life.
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I thought you were going to talk about the Harry & Markle crap that has taken over American news feeds.
Ugh.
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Quote: Harry & Markle crap
No! Nothing can be that bad!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Well, there's the effect immigrant covid carriers are having on house prices because of brexit* ... 
* Headline probably copyrighted by the Daily Mail ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's one of those amazing phenomena that the part of media involved in entertainment and society thinks that any of us give a flying ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) about the royal family of anywhere.
I will say this much - and hopefully it gets back to the royal family: Meghan is the most attractive member of their tribe in living memory and possibly for all time. You better hope she stays around and continues breeding.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Meghan is the most attractive member of their tribe in living memory
That's a pretty low bar to exceed. 
None of the Royal family are particularly good-looking, and the only mensch in the entire family is the Queen.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Meghan is the most attractive member of their tribe There clearly needs to be a sarcasm tag option.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Sorry for the mistake - all I have been able to do is see what she looks like. Clearly you have some criteria that the rest of the planet has missed.
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Beam me up there's no intelligent life here.
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Hmm, I think I see why he did not get a top flight law degree.
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