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An ex co-worker wrote his LinkedIn profile in such a way that made it sound like he almost singlehandedly wrote all the software when he actually barely worked on some of the projects.
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I used to do a lot of tech interviews -- I'd receive resumes where the candidate appeared to have done everything on a project, using a wide range of in-demand technologies. During the interview I'd figure out he had done a trivial part and didn't understand most of the technologies involved, much less use them.
This taught me about reading resumes. These resumes typically stated the technologies used in the project but did not specifically claim the candidate worked with them. Technically, these guys didn't lie, but anyone reading the resume quickly would assume wrongly.
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[this is 40 years ago but ...]
I was coding for a graph plotter (physical pens pushed left / right by server motors, on long rolls of paper driven forwards / backwards on a roller) using a 'backend' driver. The driver was very buggy but we had been sent the source code. I fixed loads of bugs, made some sections more efficient, and added missing features. I then sent it to the supplier as a kind of issues / bug report. There was no acknowledgement from them; but later they issued a new release which only consisted of my fixes (with minor source code layout changes). I do not know whether we were charged for the upgrade or not.
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Well what do you know. An original hacker. That is were the term came from, MIT students (I think) modifying the original code that was supplied with the equipment, a printer as a matter of fact. They would make improvements and send them back to the company. The company would use them in the next release. Latter on the company changed there policy to closed source, so sad. 
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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I was working for a company where the team lead was very close to the manager. I made a fix to some of his code and got in trouble because of it. It turned out that he had seen my fix and then had gone to the manager and proposed my fix as his solution to the issue. When I later reported my fix in the weekly reports, I was censured for claiming his work as my own! I had only been with the company a short while whereas he had been there for years - therefore...
I left as soon as I could.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Can't blame you, who would want to work with people like that.
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This is among the reasons I like version control. It helps keep people honest. Or it keeps them busy trying to get around revision control ...
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I once had to write an interface for a PLC I had never worked with. Their docs had a sample to read from it but nothing on how to write to it. I figured out how to do it and the company's rep asked me to send him the code. Imagine my surprise when the next revision of their documentation included MY code as a sample of how to write to it. Of course, there was no acknowledgement what so ever.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: included MY code as a sample of how to write to it. Of course, there was no acknowledgement what so ever.
And that's what it annoys me most... damn... saying thank you and giving a note of "written by XXX" is not that much energy wasted.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I forgot to mention the REALLY annoying part - they removed my "written by" note in the code. That really chapped my backside.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I had developed some novel aircraft telemetry monitoring analysis code for my current employer - who did not pay well and my manager treated me like a second class citizen because I impressed his manager with my working code. Anyway, that's another story. Needless to say I was looking for another job to escape to.
I went for an interview with another company doing similar work on helicopters, not a direct rival. I spent all day there meeting managers and engineers who all treated me with respect and friendly professionalism. They went into great detail about how they did their telemetry work. They bought me lunch at their canteen and talked a lot about what I had developed. A few of the questions were along the lines of, "We have a problem doing X, how would you solve it?" This was a great bragging opportunity for me as I was a young programmer who hadn't ever been treated this well in my current position. After lunch one of their engineers came up with some follow-up questions, based on my answers earlier. They then asked if I could meet with more of their people tomorrow and offered to put me up at hotel overnight. I realized they weren't interviewing me, they were picking my brains on how to solve issues they had - I was being used as an unpaid consultant (not counting lunch and hotel expenses). I was quite shocked as they had appeared to be a large, reputable company.
At this point, I had been there over six hours and, as the technical questions got very specific, I said I couldn't say any more due to confidentiality and security restrictions. They immediately wrapped up the questioning and started talking about when I could start and hinting at how much they would pay me, even offering some minimal relocation expenses. It turns out they paid as poorly as my current employer and the relocation expenses was an advance on my salary which I would have to pay back over a year. I made excuses about catching the last train (I actually drove down) and made an exit. A random guy working in the office was assigned to escort me off site and I chatted with him. He quite openly referred to the company as interesting to work for when things went well for but a "skinflint" operation who often fired people who complained too much and that things hadn't been going well recently.
I obviously didn't take the job and, in less than a year, the company went bankrupt and were bought out by a foreign rival. Maybe I could have saved them with my technical knowledge and amazing code skills, but probably not.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I am not surprised. Although I have never experienced that myself.
One time I did have access to another companies internal code (with NDA of course), to help me develop a means of communicating with it. Their code was actually very well written. I did a code review and found a few bugs that they were unaware of. Their lead engineer was surprise and happy that I found them and thanked me publicly via their company email w/CC's. It is always nice to get credit from strangers that you have never actually met.
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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No but I have had someone claim my entire job, I had a contract with Dell Australia leading a small team of 4, a year after the contract finished successfully I happened across the junior devs linkedin profile where he claimed he was the lead developer on the project.
I let him live as he had moved to the US and was concentrating on sharepoint, which he was welcome to.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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30 years ago, I once sat down an wrote a flat DB style coding library. I did not stop or sleep for three days (72+ hours). When it was finished, and fully tested, I finally crashed. It took me another 3 or 4 days to fully recover from that incident. Being occasionally obsessive compulsive does have it draw backs.
I have not and do not ever intend to break that record. 
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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Drift into work around the usual 9:15, pull an all-nighter while in the zone, and leave early the next day, so maybe 31 hours. But it happened several times.
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Any Student: I once coded for three minutes straight!
Then I headed for QA ...
And they count "opening VS and staring blankly at the homework question" as "coding". 
Me? I'm not sure: I remember one whole-weekend session, so that would have been Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and then some of Monday - about 60 hours?
I don't do those any more!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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All at once without a "break"?
Coming at or 07:00 or 07:15 am and leaving at 03:30 am
Considering a block over more than a day?
A week with 93 work hours.
John R. Shaw wrote: I have not and do not ever intend to break that record.
Same here... I do not have any intention of trying to get even close to those two "records"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I have successfully blocked them out in hopes of never repeating them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I have never practiced "death march" programming. After about 12 hours the number of bugs and poor coding introduced starts rising, so your real productivity goes down.
The longest programming session that I remember is 16 hours straight, after which I had lots of poor code to rewrite.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Good point, but it depends on your state of mind at the time. I will admit that my rate of production may have slowed down a bit, but there was no known bugs by the time I was done.
I was once brought in to write what was essentially a message server (they called it an email server at the time) and I had less than 2.5 days to do it. The company I worked for provided the satellite up-link for a service company that just went out of business. Which met that in 3 days their biggest customer would lose all the services they provided via us. Our company decided it wanted to take their place, after all we were the ones actually transporting the data. So the called me because they knew I was programming on the side. I spent about 20 hours the first day, before being to tired to continue. They got me a room at a hotel near by, so I could recover. By the end of the 2nd day, they had a program, complete with a UI, that could do the job. I doubt if it is still being use, but I know that it never failed (crashed or otherwise).
Before I was in corporate programming, I did not understand why so many of their programs were buggy. Afterwards, I was surprise that so many of them actually worked. The attitude that we want it now, so someone above you can get a speed bonus has cost companies more money than any thing I can think of.
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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Working in the ( machine ) shop, moderate physical activity, need to stay alert, but often not _really_ think, at 14 hours we were definitely getting stupid. Only did that a few times, that when I was 30. Coding, I'd be going in circles _much_ sooner.
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You're right. John is wrong. Even on Gallons of coffee, or other "uppers" the quality of output has to decrease rapidly. Something to do with brain chemistry, I'm sure.
9 to 10 hours a day is the most I can do. And I take several coffee breaks.
I have given up eating lunch at my desk, life is too short.
My brain tracks are defective. My train of thought is constantly getting derailed.
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I have never understood this. At 5pm my brain shuts down. Literially! I cannot do anything that remotely resembles work after 5pm. I am very good from about 4am on. I almost always am awake at 5am and doing something. But after about 12 hours I am done.
I had a boss once that wanted to force me and others to work past 5pm on projects. around 430 or 5 my brain starts going offline. I would be sitting there at 530 or 6 just staring at the computer just taking up space. He was pissed. Yelled at me. I got up and went home. Next day I had a meeting with his boss. I explained that I cannot think past a certain time. Just can't happen. Brain doesn't work that way. At least mine. He asked how long I had been at work. I said I came in around 530am. yesterday and today. He looked at my boss and let him know in no uncertain terms that after 10 hours. Employees are allowed to leave for the day. No questions asked. That ended that discussion.
I didn't stay in that job 6 more months. There were other things with the boss that weren't fun. Too bad because the company itself was pretty good as a whole. Just that boss drove me out.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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When you keep regular hours, your subconscious brain becomes accustom to them. So unless you are a major roll and stop looking at the clock, it says that's enough - go home.
Working long hours on a regular bases is a bad idea. That has burned out a lot of programmers; they just could not stand it any longer.
I reached that point once. I had not taken a vacation for years, just a few days off every now and then. When I was reaching my breaking point and ask for a few weeks off, the manager said to finish my latest project first and I can have all the time I want. What he did not understand was that "it was not a want", "it was a necessity". I went home, but I did not come back. I did not even turn on my home system for 6 months. No internet, not email, no games, no nothing. Then I started looking for a new job.
They did bring my back a few times to modify some other software I had developed for them. But I never touched their main product again and when I check, 5 years later, they were still using the previous version. They never brought anyone in to complete my work, not even me. 
INTP
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra
"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone
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