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Some comments on the prose:
Imagine the parents of this person describing her vocation to their acquaintances:
Quote: Diane Kelly, an expert on vertebrate penises and copulatory systems at the University of Massachusetts Amherst.
Another classic line:
Quote: "It's like a Swiss Army knife of excretory openings," Vinther said
If the Japanese design engineers read this . . . OMG, it beggars the imagination as to what they'll do with expanding this concept.
Quite importantly, this should have been lead article for the Newsletter.
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How do you put up with the sheet? Have you ever had the urge to have the lot of them them wiped out?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: yes, once again this falls into the "I'm too scared to post it to the newsletter, but have to share."
That one I won't post. 
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Is HIV just Roman for high five?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It might be US Visa for dependents ... H4?
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For Romans, things were clearly not right if you were ILL.
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A CIVIL bunch they were.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can't explain it.
How is everyone?
Real programmers use butterflies
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Are you drunk already? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I don't drink.
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honey the codewitch wrote: I don't drink.
You didn't answer the question. Suspicious. 
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I can't see the sun - it's been raining here for 24 hours or more now, and it's not due to stop until tomorrow.
The river at the bottom of the garden is "busy" - normally you can walk across it without getting wet - and it'll probably rise another meter or so if the rain gets heavier. Hopefully the town just downstream will be OK - it's been higher than it is now without flooding them.
The cat did not appreciate it.
Other than that, I'm fine: it's just another grey, soggy day in lockdown is all. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Right? I'm practically still drying off from the sheets of rain that were coming down last week, but we've had a few sunny days since. The air is still biting and cold but with some earmuffs it's simply ... brisk.
I've been able to resume my morning walks with my other half. 
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Remember - when the sun shines on your face it makes you smile
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The neighborhood over here is looking like a swamp, especially the parts where new houses are being built. Hope the new neighbours like their swimming pools, it reminds me of an episode of "Location Location" where they showed a house with a swimming pool under the living room.
Luckily our plot seems to be well drained, no trouble here.
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today is another day. But my only important meeting got postponed. So I am good. perhaps even great!
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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that's always nice.
i like meetings better now.
these days i can zoom with no pants.  yay covid! /s
it's fine if i remember not to stand up.
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honey the codewitch wrote: these days i can zoom with no pants.
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Hahaha. I'm not actually a fan of dilbert but it has it's moments. This one was good.
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More obligatory Dilbert
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I recall an incident in which some colleagues had a video conference with execs, one calling for business attire. When they stood up at the end of the call, their shirts and ties were revealed to be complemented by Hawaiian shorts.
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Greg Utas wrote: complemented by Hawaiian shorts.
It is enlightening to find out just where they can sell that sort of stuff.
As for "complimented by" - obviously a jest on your part for an impossible scenario.
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At least their were still wearing shorts...   
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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hahahaha
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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