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Oh yeah? Well my breakfast is toast!
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Glad it wasn't my most Eggcellent breakfast you killed.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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No wonder you don't get that cereal connection to work.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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+24 for using the word "killer" in a sentence, and well, "flake" too. 
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But he used "corn" instead of "snow"...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Wheat are you talking about?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm sure eventually they will figure a way to kill the XBOX, but one battle at a time...
Microsoft has announced that they will work with Harman Kardon to send a firmware update to all online Invoke speakers to disable Cortana and leave only Bluetooth functionality. Owners did not buy this speaker for simple Bluetooth functionality and do not want the smart assistant or wifi capability disabled in the speaker. Once disabled, owners will not be able to use wifi enabled technology like Spotify Connect or play music independently from a Bluetooth connected device.
Change.org petition
harman-kardon-migrate-hk-invoke-to-alexa-or-google-assistant http://chng.it/pYNrmB8mTB[^][^]
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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This is why I like to build my own smart gadgets. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Are you saying that AI became smart?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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My code is always smaert.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I'm not brave enough, or deluded enough, to make that claim for my code. I'm all too aware that there are, uh, less than optimal sections of it, many flagged with comments like "Fix this later" or "There's got to be a better way, but this works for now", and some just left as unhappy surprises for whoever inherits my code when I retire in a few years (at least, I hope that's the case - I'd rather not "inherit" my own unhappy surprises!).
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I'm not being serious. And that's why I crossed out the a and put an e as in "smert" as in Urban Dictionary: smert[^]
Real programmers use butterflies
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That's why I like my gadgets to be dumb
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Between optical, RCA, USB, Bluetooth, twisted pair, WiFi, Ethernet, serial, RS485, IR, microphone, headset, space mapping cameras, etc. ... I'm always connected one way or another.
Don't do the update ... create a HK bubble.
They don't support my HK 4 channel / quadraphonic 8 track tape player anymore either.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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The joy of corporate connected IoT things. Bricks-to-be.
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#internetOfShit
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I've always used Keepass, and while it can be used by several people at the same time there's no ACL of any kind.
What we want is a password manager where we can share passwords with people on both department level and/or role level. As well as being able to share them manually.
Preferably integrated with active directory to make administration easier.
What's around, and what are the pros and cons with them?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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We use LastPass [^] and I believe it does what you need.
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Actually, let me do it. I feel very secure right now.
Send me all necessary credential (financial institutions in bold font, please!) and I'll manage.
. . . aloha . . .
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: . . . aloha . . .
I think you meant Здравствуйте 
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Keith.
He's kind of strict as sysadmins go, and his password restrictions are onerous but he's lovable just the same.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Post-it Notes on Departmental White Board, visible from the street
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: a password manager where we can share passwords
Am I missing something here, sharing passwords?
Isn't the whole purpose of a password that it is not shared?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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