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Do androids look for recycled friends in the Robituary Column?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Some things are best left buried.
Another question: if two androids drive their car over to a lover's lane, are they seeking an automaton?
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modified 27-Nov-20 12:09pm.
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When they die they're encrypted
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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JUUN Software on LinkedIn: #teatime[^] 
As some of you know I quit my job in August 2019 to focus on my own company, JUUN Software, full time.
I've had a good start, then some difficult months, and things are going very well right now!
Got a project I've inherited (WinForms VB.NET and Crystal Reports, yikes!), some work that was cancelled (postponed?) because of COVID, some projects I've done (and doing) from scratch and some nice returning customers.
For next year I've got even more projects lined up!
Despite COVID, I've had a great professional year
I got those mugs last week and since it came up I wanted to brag about my mugs too! (haven't tried them in the microwave yet though) 
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Congratulations!
My current prospects are pretty good as well. Two of my gigs I got basically because of Code Project.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: I got basically because of Code Project.
Because of your good* and continuous efforts on Code Project 
* Ignoring your notorious if-statements.
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I can't share it but I think you'd be pleased with my paid code.
It looks quite a bit different, because I don't like writing code the way I know others need it written. It's *work*, not for fun.
Best regards. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Work and fun aren't mutually exclusive, but doing something for yourself still feels different somehow
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Sure. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy my work. But when I wrote code for work I write code less fluidly, and to a more rigorous standard, and imposing that standard on myself is work.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: My current prospects are pretty good as well. Two of my gigs I got basically because of Code Project.
How does one get a gig via CodeProject?
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I was writing articles here, and somebody that was reading them ended up retaining me to write some code.
Also Codeproject has a sister company? of sorts called ContentLab that produces technical articles for clients, and they hire developers to write content for them.
So I've been doing some of that too.
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 27-Nov-20 23:15pm.
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Nice ... congrats
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Thanks! 
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So you have become one of the "consultant" brigade. Having done that for a decade in the mid 90s I can sympathise with your plight. It is an absolute nightmare when you have too much work in the pipeline and it is even worse when the pipeline is empty.
It is very much tougher if you are also raising a family, inconsistent cashflow creates tensions you would not believe. Try to get some sort of work/life balance.
Be wary of expanding you workforce, management requirements expand exponentially beyond 1.
Congrats with getting it started and good luck keeping it going smoothly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I can sympathise with your plight. It is an absolute nightmare when you have too much work in the pipeline and it is even worse when the pipeline is empty.
I have experienced the latter, but not the former. 
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: It is an absolute nightmare when you have too much work in the pipeline and it is even worse when the pipeline is empty.
And so far there hasn't been an in-between! 
Mycroft Holmes wrote: It is very much tougher if you are also raising a family, inconsistent cashflow creates tensions you would not believe. Try to get some sort of work/life balance.
No issues there, single without kids, plenty of savings and very little monthly expenses
I have an uncle in that situation though and yeah, stressed out, always worrying about the money.
Mycroft Holmes wrote: Congrats with getting it started and good luck keeping it going smoothly.
Thanks!
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I just got a call from Amazon (the robo-lady's voice and caller ID BOTH said so). A purchase of $640,000,000 has been charged to my card!
Why oh why didn't I answer it instead of letting it go to the machine!
What shall I do? What shall I do ?
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Call Microsoft in India and ask them to assist you?
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Too late for that . . . they called on the other phone. It's now US$740,000,000. For something related to data.
Both phones? This is beyond even microsloth in India's powers. Perhaps I ought contact the prime minister. He called last month and needed some emergency funds.
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Slightly off topic, but there is a series on Netflix called Jamtara which is a story about similar issue. I saw it and liked it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Declare bankruptcy? Leave the country?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I know a Nigerian Prince who can help out. He, apparently has $30million he would like to share with someone. You just need to send him your bank details and you will be a rich man! 
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5teveH wrote: I know a Nigerian Prince who can help out. He, apparently has $30million he would like to share with someone. You just need to send him your bank details and you will be a rich man!
I only help these folks if the payoff is in the billions.
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Ask for a refund before you go any further...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's easy. Ask Siri.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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