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Finally an exam with realistic conditions.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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better than a multiple choice.
Practical fun and a true incentive...  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The evil one would want to be the last hacker in, so as to make all classmates fail. 
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Nah. The truly evil one would secure the marks and then adjust them for payment! The possibilities are endless...bwahaha
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Hi, I need help looking for the code to send an image via the bot
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It is red, it is bold and it is at the top of the page - what do we have to do, make it 24 point text as well.
Oh and don't post in multiple forums (especially the wrong one) it just wastes volunteer resources.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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You need help looking? I thought google has an extensive help system.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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C#:
bot.Send(image); VB.NET:
bot.Send(image) F#:
bot.Send image You're welcome 
And why does C# suddenly seem like such a verbose language?
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Apparently, using undocumented methods to free objects in .NET is the "Right Way(TM)" to do it. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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I'm hoping his lack of English is mostly to blame for this one, but sadly I suspect not ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's not. He's arguing the point. I just got ... less nice.
Real programmers use butterflies
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And I was under the impression you love to learn new things
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I like learning things that aren't nonsense. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote:
Learning those things may one day server you well.
"Just ask Alice. I think she'll know."
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I've learned enough that I wish I could unlearn that now I understand there are certain things I'd rather not learn.
Real programmers use butterflies
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You just caused my recursive descent parser to overflow the stack. 
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"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then" - Bob Seger
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 16-Nov-20 10:26am.
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«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Not trying to drag this to the gutter, but the first thing that came to mind in a like vein were a few items of internet porn (from years and years ago) that I'd love to unsee.
If I think about it, I'd probably find some more mundane examples, but, logically, I'll not try to pursue things that are best left undisturbed.
Mistakes are like that. Scars of body and mind - to teach lessons that won't go away.
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And now you just pulled a thread that got a song stuck in my head.
Battery by Aesop Rock
Well it appears the scars of learning have spoken
Some are burning, some have frozen
Some deserve tall tales, some wrote them
Some are just a brutal repercussion of devotion
Mine are all of the above cuz everything leads to erosion
By brain often thinks in music
Real programmers use butterflies
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Well, to be fair to him, he prefaced the whole QA paradigm by proposing that a deal was already done and in place; the post is about something written in stone ... he just can't find where it's lodged itself in between which of six-pairs of wheels he has on his undercarriage.
I occasionally respond to posts by saying "I see it, it's there, and I can reach it; if you want me to pull it out for you, I will".
A style thing, right?
A bone in the throat? Really?
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