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Damn. Here I go again.
I thought it was a cool new mono-spaced font!
(Never mind)
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Programmers have no clue how to write web pages that actually tell you what the damn thing is.
Totally clueless about what AssemblyScript is. The most I can glean is:
export function fib(n: i32): i32 {
You can use "i32" instead of "number" as the type.
Ummm...I'm waiting for the "oh wow, that is so COOL!" moment. Waiting. Waiting.
Nope. Done waiting.
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Exactly why we started ContentLab.io
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I've taken the plunge to start writing for ContentLab.io. I guess we'll see if I can actually write. 
I'll try to make the articles more understandable than my code.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Awesome!
honey the codewitch wrote: I'll try to make the articles more understandable than my code
That's why we have Terry. He makes us all look great.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Must... not... comment... on... curly... braces...
Man, being your friend is hard work 
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But I'm worth it!
Real programmers use butterflies
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OK - I never heard of contentlab.io until now. So I went there.
First page:
Accelerate Your Tech Resource Hub Creation
Our formula for connecting brands to technical audiences is providing curated, deeply technical content at scale to reach every part of the developer experience.
(Red emphasis is mine)
Reminds me way too much of an (AM radio) commercial selling web design and using every buzz-word they can come up with to impress management types. WTF isn't curated these days? Curators, I suppose. As for "developer experience", well . . . on second thought I'm already in enough trouble with these complaints.
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Sometimes a message isn't for you. Sometimes it's for people with a very different role, a different way of thinking, and a different vocabulary.
We actually educate marketing types on how to speak to Developer types. Want to be a case study? 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Want to be a case study?
I've been told, now and then, that I'm quite a case. Some sort of a case, and a few permutations that aren't KSS.
So what do I need to study?
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Chris Maunder wrote: We actually educate marketing types on how to speak to Developer types. Want to be a case study?
 
Do you want to go insolvent / bankrupt? 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Chris Maunder wrote: Sometimes a message isn't for you.
Hear, hear!
This is golden.
Should be in red on top of the page!
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A thing of beauty is a joy forever - but this'll do.
OK - here's an idea who's time has come - or has its time always been here: An application to install on any browser that does just what your link-page does on all pages, automatically. You know, like the images retrieved with vs. without 'safe search' on.
You have been an inspiration - now we need a developer with the proper skills.
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The use case for AssemblyScript is for those who want to write WebAssembly in a nicer syntax, or in an object-oriented way. While WASM is considered a "universal target" for other programming languages, there is a lot of overhead and massive toolchain that comes with providing the source platform environment and libraries. The AssemblyScript compiler can be told to remove even its minimal OO library and just compile to the bare-spec WASM binary format; this can be orders of magnitude faster to compile, download, and--in some cases--execute.
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My wife wants to talk about how high the heating bill is getting. I told her: my door is always open.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Watt a tragedy! Joule might want to just close it before it inflames her furnace-ty remarks.
If you had a cat in heat as your pet, it may mitigate this problem.
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Add a screen door that'll help.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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If she asks who keeps stealing the pickles tell her your door is ajar.
Aaaand, time to get my coat.
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It is her way of saying that the hot water bottle does not have to be between you.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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This one is a little rough around the edges...
Was this the first draft?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I told her: my door is always open.
I didn't know doghouses had doors.
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I call BS on that one.
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that no matter how high the heating bill is, if there's one thing women won't complain about, it's that it's too hot in the house.
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I call BS on that. My wife complains constantly. Her internal thermostat is always set on flame thrower.
I am the one that is cold-blooded.
Nothing in life is easy.
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You're the one-in-a-million then.
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