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And here I am, unable to understand jokes from another place in my own country.
Am from Southern part of India, and I speak a language called Kannada. When someone from another region of India tells a joke, can only partially appreciate the humour part, while everything in my language is highly intelligible. (Let me tell you that India has more than 20 official languages, and is highly multi-cultural).
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I worked a few weeks in Bangalore some years ago, and found the locals could appreciate a joke. Only once did I say something which I though was a compliment, that was misinterpreted as an insult. Fortunately one of the other guys helped to smooth it over.
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the only place I ever had a problem with humour (and therefore decided to be very careful) was the USA - and I've worked in a few places - heck, if I can make Germans, French, Poms laugh .. and you're right, self-deprecating 'humour' or 'sarcasm' was the issue with (some) ..
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If you are using Chrome, then try this: Maps with what3words - Chrome Web Store[^]
It allows you to type WhatThreeWords addresses into Google Maps and it will take you there.
There is a version for Firefox, I believe.
If you don't know what WhatThreeWords addresses are, watch this: What3Words in YOUR Mercedes Benz - YouTube[^] - it explains it well (he does good videoseven if they are all a particular card maker oriented).
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a multiple personality disorder just social networking in your head?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes we agree! No we do not!!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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My girlfriend broke up with me because she couldn't handle my schizophrenic hallucinations anymore.
So I told her we should see other people.
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So there is use for the phrase 'talk amongst yourself'...Well, as long as the discourse doesn't get out of hand and remains Sybil.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Makes social distancing a tad difficult!
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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how would I know... don't remember a thing. 
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OK - I'm surprisingly well into harvest for my Scorpion peppers. Much sooner than expected by several weeks. There are about a dozen of them, shiny, wrinkled and yellow - and many more on the way. These are a relatively tame variety (about one million Scoville).
My original plan was just to make a simple sauce (w/vinegar) and use with care in cooking. That wasn't taking into account the unexpected abundance for two of the three plants. In addition, and probably related, there's even a greater abundance of bright red habanero peppers - more than a pint (ca. 500 ml) of them coarsely chopped. OK - my cup runneth over with hell's snack food.
But I need suggestion for those with experience with the super-hots on what to do with them. They'll be producing for at least another six or eight weeks.
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I've never grown a plant in my life, so take this how you will...
but how about making a chilli jam? For use on burgers and whatnot. Perhaps with a sweet element to it.
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You need to understand (if you don't) how extremely hot these chilies are. For a frame of reference, they're roughly 200 time hotter than a standard jalapeno pepper. They're (said to be) very fruity.
Past experience with their only insanely hot cousins, Habanero, have taught me how they do make hot food taste better (the heat comes on a bit later and smoother) for a given level of heat.
So - as a jam - for normal pallets, just a drop or two on a (vege)burger - spread thin - would be about all one could use.
Interestingly, even if overused they don't hide the taste of the food as the fire comes up a bit later (compared to most chilis and pepper corns, which burn immediately).
My call for suggestions is because a small jar of sauce (unjellied jelly?) will last a very long time but my pepper supply will far exceed my needs. Original plans included giveaways of plants and peppers but COVID put a damper on that.
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I do like hot food, so I know how hot they can be. Although I have never tried one "fresh", only in sauces and oils.
I just assumed there might be a way to reduce the potency of them while making a jam (thus allowing a more generous serving)... I certainly wasn't suggesting they would be the "bulk" ingredient! 
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In the case of this entire subspecies, the entire pepper is laced with the capsicum oils that give your nerves the impression you're being burned. The way to reduce the potency is simple enough: use less! The flavor and the heat are just associated very closely.
For things like reduced potency I use gentle peppers. Jalapeno, Hot Banana, Serrano. That's in vaguely increasing order of hotness. I might even thin-slice them and put them fresh on pizza.
As I typed, however, I did consider some merit in your suggestion. The fruitiness would be lost but a hot-sauce of spreadable intensity would be an interesting experiment: using my own perceptions, the heat is different than regular hot sauces supply - usually overall better.
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I think the Habanero jelly idea is a great one. I love spicy foods as well; and have tried Habanero jelly. It was fantastic! I had it on lamb and pork, but can imagine it would be delicious on a great many foods.
You can always try a small batch of jelly - it doesn't sounds like you're in Habanero rationing mode.
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rbuchana wrote: You can always try a small batch of jelly
I'm not into sweet, which the hot pepper jelly recipes I just looked up insisted upon - but it is jelly; should be sweet; and maybe I'd like the hot/sweet together. Like Thai hot/sweet sauce.
The thing is, it seems to be a real canning process - something for which I have neither the equipment nor the incentive. Back when I lived in West Virginia, everyone seemed to grow too much or buy too much and then can it. It's quite the process. More likely I'd get the earlier-suggested dehydrater.
Normally, as a method of simplifying usage, I keep the hot sauces as pristine as I can (peppers, vinegar, vitamin C) and add what else I need to the food: logic - once mixed with other things you cannot unmix them. Now, I'm thinking of maybe making a mixture (since I've excess) with aromatic spice. Maybe a bunch of garlic, ginger, - stuff. An all-in-one.
Anyway - this is all the point of the thread: suggestions from experience and suggestions for inspiration.
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Just so I'm not misunderstood - and with the peppers I'm growing that could be the case.
I'm not looking to bring hell to my mouth and throat - hot food should be just hot enough to enhance the flavors . . . and no hotter. Anyone can put in "more" and make food hotter. My goal is to make food better. I discovered (due to accidental growth one summer) that habanero was better than the usual jalapeno/cayenne/Tabasco/whatever pepper sauces & Mrs wife agreed. So now I grow them on purpose. Planned prior to COVID, with sharing in mind, I am now becoming quite overstocked. But that doesn't mean I'll force them down.
That's why I'll try some trimming stems, first, and then maybe finely chopped - to protect the house from animals (and their owners) sharing their love on my lawn.
But - I don't eat hot for hot's sake (although many do - some even get high from it). I would no more eat super hot food than I'd eat a spoon full of salt.
At least this is where I'm coming from.
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Make a nice big pot of slow-cooked chilli. And them post me some! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Maybe pickle them, e.g: Easy quick pickled chillies - Simply Delicious[^]
Or if lazy, just throw em in the freezer. After that they are useless as fresh snacks but still fab in curries & stir-fries.
Happy 🔥🔥🔥
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You can dry them out in a food dehydrator then grind them into powder using a small coffee bean grinder. Makes a nice fine powder that you can sprinkle sparingly on whatever you want.
Sounds like your peppers are a bit ahead of mine. This year I have some Caramel Scorpion, Purple Ghost Scorpion,3 different colours of Reaper, and some Yellow Douglah. I will probably be eating spicy food all winter...
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You definitely have your work cut out for you. I don't have the food dehydrator but making a powder of it could be a good use for the excess. Less volume than sauce and it doesn't need refrigeration (although if vinegary enough and with a vitamin C pill as an antioxidant, it is stable at room temp for a very long time).
Yeah - they're way ahead of the normal schedule. What's even weirder, this is growing zone 7B - and the normal safe date for putting plants in the ground is about Mother's Day. This year, soon after that, we has some near freezes and all the plants with a tropical bent (peppers, eggplants) were very unhappy. I thought the harvest would be miserable and delayed. Even in a normal year I get most of the ripe Habaneros near the end of August, onwards, until the chills come into the night.
I only happened to read about the Douglah yesterday (looking online for what-to-do). You've clearly gone-for-the-gusto. I barely ventured into these Trindad Scorpions as I want to be able to put in enough to get some of the pepper's flavor along with the heat.
Another use - perhaps a bit tragic - is to chop them finely and put on the front area of my lawn. We are "blessed" with a fire hydrant and people think that's a license for canine defication. The small pieces sprinkled throughout may work very will in causing their puts to hurry by without stopping. I've used camphor balls (naphthalene) to keep squirrels away from newly planted bulbs and cats from using our font bushes as a modesty fenced litter box.
If I can figure out what else I'd desiccate I may invest in your suggestion. Thanks
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Top tip - when you open up the grinder DO NOT INHALE. 
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This year I am also taking advantage of another now readily available commodity: plastic gloves. So far its been quite a success. For the ground habanero pepper sauce I learned not to breath in when I open the blender !
For these, following implications from online users, I'm thinking of having a fan blow the vapors away as I cut them and otherwise process them.
But thanks for the warning - that dust could be really unforgettable in a nasty way
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