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You don't need to convince me! I'm in on the plan to inflate their far too fragile egos to the point of total delusion and let them deal with the whole mess. Heavy lifting? Not my job anymore. Heavy thinking? Also not my problem anymore. Dirty or dangerous jobs? God forbid! And while you are at it, take that gun over there and send the hordes of Mordor home when they come to knock at the door.

Very evil, but it's almost too easy. They actually want to believe 'their own' propaganda and it's far too late for them when they finally notice where it leads them. But I'm also smart enough to stay away from the monster I help to create. Smile | :)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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