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Careful when you inhale.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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The danger of AI is weirder than you think | Janelle Shane - YouTube[^]
For once somebody said it. What we call AI is as dumb as a piece of bread and when you use it for something, you always have to be careful what you wish for. You might actually get it.
I learned that lesson from my socialist Orcs and would sooner let a trained monkey drive me around than let an AI that runs on some microcontroller fail at that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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An app running on a Z80 could be a better driver than some of the "licenced" folks round here ... 
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How about the trained monkey?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Overqualified.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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We all know (but sales forbid to tell) that AI is anything that have a decision making tree deeper than 10 ifs...
And we all know that you have to be dumb to write such code...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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CodeWraith wrote: ...What we call AI is as dumb as a piece of bread and when you use it for something, you always have to be careful what you wish for. You might actually get it.
I learned that lesson from my socialist Orcs and would sooner let a trained monkey drive me around than let an AI that runs on some microcontroller fail at that.
I suppose you haven't been to QA lately, since that's pretty much what we have there and I'd rather trust a 640K IBM clone PC.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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CodeWraith wrote: What we call AI is as dumb as a piece of bread and when you use it for something, you always have to be careful what you wish for. You might actually get it.
My dad owns an SUV that's loaded with sensors that can make the vehicle stick into a lane, adaptive cruise control, warn when changing lanes, blind spots, etc.
Lately one of them is faulty and will warn him of imminent collisions when there's clearly nobody around for miles.
Not a huge deal and I'm sure it's an easy fix for the dealer, but that got me thinking - clearly, sensors have to become a whole lot more reliable before their output can be trusted as input needed for any decision made by a self-driving car. Or else that thing would've needlessly parked itself on the side of the road a few times already.
I say this as a software developer: I do NOT want a self-driving car.
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0 Got up late
1. In a hurry placed the coffee capsule in a wrong way, Coffee machine got flooded
2. To escape from sleeping in couch, had to clean up the kitchen and wasted more time
3. Rush and forgot to bring the coffee I made again after cleaning
4. Just reached office parking in time
5. Forgot the access card. Another delay
6. Sat on my desk and I realized I took my laptop home and left it there
So Now I have a borrowed laptop from another department which has the following
a. Office
b. Chrome
c. CAD software
d. Solitaire
so Today is Just browsing and playing cards.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Go home and work--if you're in the mood after all this!
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That's why I am staying here so I have reason to be idle today.. 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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As St George once said: Some days the dragon wins.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Unfortunately your subconscious will make the connection between messing up in the morning, and being rewarded for it.
Expect to see a lot more coffee spills in the future!
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Luckily you can do programming in VBA, isn't that wonderful?
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You do realise that do damn near caused a singularity by using those two words in the same sentence, fortunately you separated them by the word "in".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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You have Notepad, don't you? That should be more than enough for any real programmer!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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super wrote: Today is Just browsing and playing cards.
So...not late for anything important, in the end. I'd take that as a plus.
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Get a job with Eastern Navy by the back door? (7)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Postern?
Looks correct but solution of Eastern Navy as ERN doesn't suit it.
cheers,
Super
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You are up Monday!
Get a job POST
with Eastern E
Navy RN (Royal Navy)
by the back door?
POSTERN
A back or side entrance, esp. to a castle or similar structure.
If fiction, normally un - or lightly-guarded for no obvious reason. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: If fiction, normally un - or lightly-guarded for no obvious reason.
Well back in those days you couldn't openly admit to wanting to be penetrated from the rear, so you had to at least put on some show that you were trying to prevent it from happening.
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OriginalGriff wrote: with Eastern E
Navy RN (Royal Navy)
Dang, I missed that combinaton
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I thought "a nice simple one to end the week" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Hmmm,
Your week ends on Thor's day?
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn.
DNA wrote: 'This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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