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Good. That is a good basis for efficient compression.
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One acts dumber than he actually is, the other acts more intelligent than he is.
Disclaimer: This is not a political post, it’s an observation on the personal characteristics of two well known public figures. So replies regarding their political agendas or stupid remarks about soapbox will be ignored
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It's almost impossible for any politician to act dumber than he actually is. Very few of them could achieve it unless heavily sedated or comatose, which would cause confusion by markedly improving their actions.
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The pompey wrote: One acts dumber than he actually is,...
OK... that's possible
The pompey wrote: the other tries to acts more intelligent than he is.
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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You should've mentioned who's who.
It's not obvious from my standpoint.
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The pompey wrote: One acts dumber than he actually is, the other acts more intelligent than he is.
I think you could have shortened this to
"They both act dumb because they are"
The only difference is one has a very small "this is a dumb statement to make" filter installed.
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Do not be surprised if this post gets flagged as inappropriate.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Yes I know. 
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I have a friend who would disagree on both counts.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I'm having trouble with nuisance calls for a week or two now - the most common one seems to be "You said you would be back from the pub 3 hours ago!"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Just slam the phone down: most satisfying !!
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Now there's an idea for a mobile phone app that would be really popular! One that makes the sound of a phone being slammed when disconnecting! Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple versions of this already. The problem is that people under a certain age wouldn't understand it!
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... followed by a dial tone 
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I used to have a satisfying joke
q) what goes 'beep, beep, beep' ?
a) ends call/puts phone down
 used to p*ss off my brother
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Yes, me being somewhat of age for a moment I forgot about the mobile phone where the slamming does not work as well. But I agree an app to simulate the action would be very popular.
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Mind you slamming down a mobile is satisfying for both ends of the call: The slammer gets to end the call, and the slamee knows the other guy just smashed his expensive screen ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I'm sure this is a sure fire way to strengthen a relationship with....anyone.
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whoops
hope you & 'er indoors are ok & improving - I've seen reports from people 'hit hard' by Covid-19, and all say the same thing ... lack of energy and breath, takes a long time to get things done - so just take it easy and build up - any forward movement is good, and any day above ground is a good day indeed
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We're taking it easy-ish: I can't mow the lawn (Hoorah!) because it means multiple trips up and down the stairs to the lower garden to dispose of the cuttings, and that would wipe me out. But we're getting there - herself has just been signed-off as sick by the doctor due to "Covid toe" (a nasty bunch of big painful fungal infected blisters on her feet) so she'll be taking it easy anyway!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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We've all been there - Management want what can't be done: COVID Go | CommitStrip[^]
Explains why the Welsh tracing system isn't up yet, the UK one is all manual, the Isle of Wight trial[^] failed, ... and that's ignoring that most people don't trust their government to know where they are at all times ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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It's a bit like the story of drawing seven red lines with a blue pen, all perpendicular, and in the form of a kitten.
"Come on, you're the expert, right? You should know better..."
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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