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Whenever we're having meeting, there's always sound of someone beating coffee by hand from one of my coworker's side. That makes me want to have coffee as well. So I take a 5 minute break to make myself coffee and as soon as I have coffee in my hands, I end up forgetting that I have a job and there's work waiting for me. 
But yes I'm reminded of the job as soon as I'm called for the next meeting and the cycle continues. 
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MehreenTahir wrote: someone beating coffee by hand
What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: What did that poor coffee ever do to them?
I'm surely raising my voice for coffee rights in the next meeting.
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Here's a thought - make a coffee BEFORE the meeting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I think these stem from a mixed marriage: I'm male, and Herself is right. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well either she right, or she left.
Best to keep them around, they may prove useful at some point 
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Well, for centuries has it not been, "I now pronounce you Husband and Right?" 
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Only 2 rules to a successful marriage;
1) The woman is always right
2) Before a man opens his mouth, refer to rule 1
You didn't read the contract?
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Comedian Jeff Allen has said that the 11th commandment is - "Happy wife, happy life!"
He also said you can either be right or you can be happy. I can tell you I'm a happy, happy man.
Kelly Herald
Software Developer
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You knew she was the Miss Right one when you asked her to marry you.
You just didn't know her first name was Always.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The only winning move is not to play.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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... except with yourself.
[boom-tish!]
Software Zen: delete this;
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Do felines not like online shopping because they prefer catalogues?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Perhaps the purrfect pun? Cats can take things litter-ally.
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Damn! I wish you hadn't said that - I'd forgotten I didn't clean his litter trays this morning ... back shortly ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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A slipper.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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My mum had a foot. She's dead now. Thanks for reminding me!
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My mum slipped on a banana skin and died, so I find this joke incredibly offensive. Please don't make jokes about slippers.
Or bananas.
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Brother, is that you? 
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Probably best to stick to 'safe topics' - like politics and religion! 
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 Indeed.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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How dare you remind me of how I was regularly beaten with a slipper for talking at night in the dorm at boarding school.
(^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: ^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
Or likewise can be a reminder of good times. (you didn't specifically say if the memory was a bad one or not)
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Strangely enough, the corporal punishment at boarding school had little lasting effect.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Rubbish, have you seen the little buggers that the school system is turning out these days. Six cuts of the cane would do wonders for some of them (I also grew up in a boarding school). A little discipline mild sadism from the prefects was most effective in instilling respect.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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