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Son: "Mom, did you get the bread from Kroger's?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Did you get the milk?"
Mom: "Yes."
Son: "Did you get your son?"
Mom: "I'll be there in ten."
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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A friend's mom once forgot to get us from acting lessons 
We were like 7 and 8 in a strange city at a strange school (the high school I'd later attent, and that friend too, but we didn't know that then and by that time we also weren't friends anymore although we became acquainted again through shared new friends  ).
Anyway, my friend and another friend kind of lost it there and started crying.
I was a year older and tried to stay strong.
This was before mobile phones were a thing.
Ultimately, she was an hour late.
Apparently she thought about us when the whole family sat down at the dinner table and they were missing someone 
Bottom line, if that ever happened to you, at that age, your joke brings back trauma rather than laughter 
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Quote: your joke brings back trauma
That was certainly not my intention! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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My friend’s mom forgot to bring him home on a 3 hour car trip. That, coupled with some other incidents, lead to her loosing custody of my friend.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ouch, at least mine was an honest mistake from an otherwise loving mother 
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Didn't they make a movie about that?
Home Alone[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Where Have All The Flowers Gone?[^]
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Why isn't there a sarcasm font called the iRoll?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you serious?!?!?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Yeah, right ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I would like to see the KMA emoji.
I'm not sure how many it cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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just gonna have to wait, in the meantime relax, have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Because iRoll is already taken as a description for 'love handles' a/k/a a "spare tire". I thought everyone knew that.
Sarcasm font as 'sans wit' ?
CP Petition: font for Q&N to be changed to "Sans Clue Bold"
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Because Apple has copyrighted the i<word> pattern? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Apple - It just works.
I think they've patented sarcasm as well, seeing they are so good at it 
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I'm trying to figure out YAML pipelines and Environments in Azure DevOps.
A build YAML pipeline is easy enough, as are the classic pipelines, but an Environment YAML pipeline is a bit more complicated.
Guess what the official example is to get you started?
- script: echo my first build job
- script: echo my first deployment
Cool, but I want to do REAL work, which at least involves an artifact with some files! 
Is it really that hard to write an example that you could actually use in a real world scenario? 
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It's one of the things I hate - I'm researching for some Go stuff at the moment, and as a side-issue I looked up examples on the Web for MongoDB - 3 examples were wrong in various aspects .. not 'hard' stuff, but enough to make it hard for a newbie not to get the point 
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That's the worst!
I recently had an example of some JavaScript library to work with a third-party API.
About 10 lines of HTML, head, load script, body, some div and a couple of lines of JavaScript to do the library magic on the div.
It did not work.
I searched and searched and debugged for about an hour, obviously expecting something like my login credentials not working, or having set wrong access in my account.
After an hour I found the error, the script tag was not closed which is apparently very illegal
Come one, if you test that sample for two seconds you'll see that it doesn't work!
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Sander Rossel wrote: Come one, if you test that sample for two seconds you'll see that it doesn't work!
Sander Rossel wrote: I searched and searched and debugged for about an hour,
I better say nothing 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 26-May-20 3:24am.
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Two seconds to see it didn't work...
An hour to make it work 
Either I miss your point or you'd better said nothing indeed
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Sander Rossel wrote: Either I miss your point or you'd better said nothing indeed
Oh c'mon Sander, although I didn't use the joke icon (sorry for forgetting - fixed) it is pretty clear, that it is one (joke).
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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but it is damned good.
Never lose hope | CommitStrip[^]
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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OK - what does it mean if I'd hoped not to see that post?
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: OK - what does it mean if I'd hoped not to see that post?
That you are screwed up?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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