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Enjoy smirking at people while you can, they allready banned "Smoking" and "Smacking" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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This is very grin news indeed!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Banning smirking is definitely a simper ban than the others.
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OriginalGriff wrote: they allready banned "Smoking" and "Smacking" ...
I guess I'll just stick to stalking, forking the talking.
To everyone's chagrin,
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given we're supposed to wear masks now, smirking really ain't what it used to be.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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There's an old saying; "Don't step on the toes of the persons ass you may have to kiss tomorrow."
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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... Classical Soprano[^] - trust me, just listen when the tune starts! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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She even does the \\// sign at the end. This should reconcile geeks with classical music 
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Fantastic! I've found a new appreciation of opera! 
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Reminds me of when we were in Singapore, we would do a pre dawn walk through the Gardens by the Bay[^] when one time they were doing a rehersal for a Star Wars festival and were playing the theme and testing the light show, bloody amazing as there were only about 6 of us watching.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I always assumed the lyrics were these: Star Trek[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That can drive-out or Kill the ants that intruded into my notebook. 
Also suggest an idea that can create enough heat. Hot enough for the ants to die inside and RIP. 
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Nand32 wrote: suggest an idea that can create enough heat. Hot enough for the ants to die inside
Get Samsung to make the battery?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: Get Samsung to make the battery?
Good Heat, Good Power, Good Light, Good Sound.
100% destruction guaranteed. I like the idea.
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hahaha
Look at this idea :
My idea was to deprive the colony of oxygen. After a number of days (3 to 5 days) an interesting thing occurred. The ants somehow managed to eat small holes through both bags and proceeded to evacuate their colony(including eggs and larvae) from the hard-drive apparently having decided the hard-drive was no longer habitable. Apparently no ants were left behind.
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Quote: Whats-the-best-way-to-rid-a-laptop-of-ants
put it next to someone else's even fancier laptop?
after all they say real estate is all about location, location, location.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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You could always take the lyrics literally and drop an atom bomb.
Guaranteed to get the ants out of your Notebook 
I'll have to warn you that it's not an effective method against cockroaches though 
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Sander Rossel wrote: You could always take the lyrics literally and drop an atom bomb.
Not a good idea. The EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) will trash all electronics for miles around, to say nothing of what the bomb will do to the property values.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Haha, this happened several years back to my brother and me, just days apart, but also 500 km apart
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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