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Kirk 1038982118-May-20 14:56
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Why? Why optimize for concise? To save YOU time typing?

I write code in a pseudo code format for the first pass, then have to translate it to one of many languages depending on the target. Most concepts are clear enough.

What about R? (Functional languages?)

But again... I prefer a language that has the libraries/components/tools that I need.

If I gave you your "perfectly" concise language, without a bunch of caveats, like no libraries, no classes, no protocol support. Would you want to use it? If you had to implement AES, SMTP, HTTP, etc
all by hand?

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The most important thing I ever learned... Once you know how to write the program properly. The language is not usually what is holding you back. Especially with UDFs.

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For me. C was the most elegant language and always my favorite. It was PDP Macro Assembler as a language with indentation and code blocks, UDFs, etc. etc. And probably a bit too concise, LOL!

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