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You could sort them alphabetically, then chose the rightmost one.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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I always use two dice of 20 for such situations. It works pretty good. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You get an upvote for the apology!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Herself works in a 10-bed cared home (or did till she went down with this shite) And today ... drum roll ... the British Army turned up with twenty men to finally start testing residents and staff for COVID-19!
OK, ok - so some PPE from the government would have helped 6 weeks ago, as would testing, but let's let that slide and ignore the number of casualties that could have saved and concentrate on the positives!
Or not. They brought the wrong tests, and had to all go away again ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I know most people adore their army. No good words for the trained killers and mercenaries from here.
Yuck. A thousand times, yuck.
Be well 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I know most people adore their army.
Like a furry little bunny.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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ZurdoDev wrote: Like a furry little bunny.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Bunny Attack Scene (HD)[^]
But back to the subject; I won't entertain nor feed any professional killer. Criminals, prostitutes, thieves, murderers, addicts, yes.
..but not a soldier.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Any proper reply that I could give would be SB material, or worse. I'll restrict myself to saying that if you pay taxes - you are feeding the army, buying it weapons, etc. The person who eats meat is on the same moral level as the butcher.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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But you really need to listen to the government on how to handle this pandemic!
Because... competence!!!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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crap! Do you think you did better?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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 Wow, there's another Canadian who knows that government is the poster boy for incompetence! Who'd have thought?!
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People are stupid which is why we need more government, which is made up of
Please place the above in a nice circle!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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“Some Ppe from the government “
Why? I’m guessing it’s privately owned.
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Because they monopolised all suppliers, leaving sod all for NGO's who desperately need them. But that gets political real quick, so let's leave it there.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Placing the shredder next to the garden bench and accidentally making a poor choice when sitting down for a little break?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sounds almost like a bum hernia rhapsody!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Didn't the drummer in Spinal Tap die in a bizarre gardening accident?
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No the Spinal Tap drummer spontaneously combusted.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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He also choked on vomit, not his own vomit.
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They porn-flick didn't get much applause as it was a hard audience.
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We won't know how effective this ED treatment is until we get some hard numbers.
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Figures don't lie . . . unless they had implants
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Stiff competition?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Debby does CodeProject?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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