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Is a dog with a big hammer Labrathor?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Of course not. You must be barking mad! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That was so bad, someone might take Beagle action against you!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Are you Frigga nuts? That's Balder-dash!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Loki here you ... call me nuts again and I'll raise such an Odin!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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So you're saying he should Tíws his next words carefully?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Is it throwing a spanner* into the works if I bring up a Wrench Poodle?
* should have used spaniel, but I leave it to you for an exercise.
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By thunder, who saw that coming? It just Frigga amazing!
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Are you Tiwaz-ing us? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Should be happy, survived easter.
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That's because he's brave -- he's no chicken.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Read my lips!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: Read my lips!
No new quackses?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Rubber ducking again ?
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Herald new life in i18n and L10n. (12)
clue: They herald...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
modified 16-Apr-20 7:03am.
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I thought of that, but I couldn't fit it with the numeronyms ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Neither could I, but I figured it was worth a shot.
I had to look up the meanings of i18n and L10n, which didn't help much.
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Nope. See the reply i'm about to send to Griff.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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So if Greg didn't get it, what was it then?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Guess it's timed out. Sorry, had network issues.
CONTRACTIONS
I'll try for a better one tomorrow...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Explanation please? 
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